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February 09, 2007
Being a Gay Man in the 21st Century
I was watching Naked Science on the National Geographic Channel. It was all about the sun and how some of its storms created all this carbon on Earth and that's what we humans came from. So you're really not all that. You're just some carbon. Get over yourself.
They also said the sun is going to get exponentially hotter and closer and will eventually make living here impossible. All water will disappear and sand dunes will occupy much of the planet. We'll have to start living underground for awhile.
After that, we'll all die.
The sun is God; we are at Her mercy.
Posted by durban bud at February 9, 2007 01:36 PM
Comments
Okay, so I'm kinda scared to ask but what's the bear for? That doesn't look like honey.
dBud: Lube, of course.
Posted by: Andrew at February 9, 2007 02:47 PM
that's so funny I was about to ask the same question. and now that i know it's lube where can I get one?
Posted by: Tim at February 9, 2007 03:42 PM
Is mixing Propecia with Rogaine like wearing a belt and suspenders?
Posted by: Carl at February 9, 2007 03:51 PM
um...ok, thanks 'lil Miss Sunshine
Posted by: BPC at February 9, 2007 04:23 PM
I can't exactly tell you why, because I don't really know, but this is one of my favorite blog posts ever. In fact, it just might be by my number one favorite.
Posted by: Bubala at February 9, 2007 04:52 PM
Now lets see you demonstrate the use of each of the items in the pic... hmmm???
Posted by: Kelly at February 9, 2007 06:13 PM
I like this, too. It makes you seem very high-maintenance, but in a sweet way.
Posted by: Long Story Longer at February 9, 2007 06:54 PM
I wanna know where you got the bear lube too! ;)
Posted by: TigerYogi at February 9, 2007 07:33 PM
And where is the crazy glue lip pursing chapstick?
Posted by: Bald Monkey at February 9, 2007 08:10 PM
Has anyone noticed the bulb syringe yet?
Posted by: ivan at February 9, 2007 09:38 PM
Y'all can get the bear here.
Posted by: durban bud at February 9, 2007 09:52 PM
Is the Honeybear filled with KY? Love that.
Posted by: Raybob at February 10, 2007 12:12 AM
Rogaine? Propecia?
I thought the 21st Century gay man was all about the bald/shaved head. G-d, that is what i'm counting on anyway!
Posted by: Blobby at February 10, 2007 11:13 AM
um, I prefer to think of myself as part "star"... Not just carbon.
Posted by: cb at February 10, 2007 11:40 AM
I'm hurt, you didn't mention the brilliant soul who got you the lube for Xmas... ;-)
And why Propecia, you should be getting Proscar and splitting it - it's way cheaper, plus Proscar is even generic now so it's practically free!
Posted by: TOS at February 10, 2007 12:04 PM
Where's the glitter mascara you wear on special days?
Posted by: homer at February 10, 2007 12:40 PM
Thank god for crest whitestrips. I wish everyone knew about them and used them. Nothing worse than a bright yellow grill coming at you.
Posted by: patrick at February 10, 2007 02:04 PM
looks like you need up the dosage on cymbalta. jk. i love that post, a lot.
Posted by: Pop Muse at February 12, 2007 11:26 PM
yay for sobriety!
Posted by: ro at February 15, 2007 03:17 PM