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March 26, 2007

Gurl, Interrupted

Some crazy woman got into our building today. She claimed to be UPS. Rob looked out the peephole and did not notice any brown. Liebag. He asked if he could help her with something. She claimed her 14 year old son was being molested by the tenants on the second floor. I'm like, "I'm trying to watch the Hot Topics segment on The View and you're totally interrupting."

She was an attractive woman, dressed nicely, but her eyes were empty and she just stared at me. I could hear Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit oozing out of her. Then she ran upstairs and started banging on doors, screaming and crying.

"911, we have an emergency."

She banged on my other neighbor's door. My neighbor yelled, "There is no 14 year old here" and pushed her out.

The police showed up. Not sure why she selected that particular unit, but we have since discovered that she has been making threatening phone calls to them. Two college age girls live there -- the same girls featured in the poppers story.

The police asked her if she was on medication. She is. She said her son was abducted in Ohio and taken back to this apartment, for molestation purposes. They notified her doctor and hauled her away. She claimed to be bi-polar but this sounds like schizophrenia to me.

"Go ask Alice. I think she'll know." Indeed.

Posted by durban bud at March 26, 2007 01:05 PM

Comments

So what was discussed during "Hot Topics" today? Has Rosie completely lost it yet?

Posted by: Herb at March 26, 2007 02:36 PM

bipolar + psychosis = schizoaffective disorder Sounds classic to me. Six years of college finally pays off.

Posted by: Bob at March 26, 2007 03:26 PM

You live in such an interesting neighborhood...

Posted by: TigerYogi at March 27, 2007 08:15 AM

my neighbor got a wii...

Posted by: tim at March 27, 2007 10:39 AM

This so does not happen often in small-town Southern society; we bump into these people in the grocery store. ("Oh, honey, that's just Lurleen: she's off her meds and actin' all crazy again. Bless her heart").

Posted by: raybob at March 27, 2007 11:20 AM

bipolar and psychosis(an event when someone loses touch with reality/becomes exxtremly paranoid, hears voices, believes people are after them or their loved one's ect.) is called schizoaffective disorder.

Posted by: Joey at March 27, 2007 05:55 PM

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