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March 02, 2007
Kellie Pickler's Massive Faux Mammaries
Is it wrong to stop a hot session of sex to see the results on American Idol? Just curious.
Anyway, I was watching the History Channel today. I love the History Channel, except when they talk about wars and the Aztecs, or dumb shit like the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. I mean, really, who cares.
I learned a couple things that I wanted to pass along, since my purpose is to educate you:
* We copied our modern highway system from the Germans. Hitler was the one who created it there.
* Why are there so many circles on some of DC's busiest avenues? When the city was originally planned, it was to make a takeover more difficult for an incoming army -- the enemy doesn't have a straight shot into our city; at least, that's how it was originally planned
Interesting, innit?
That's all.
I'm preparing to see Zodiac this weekend, if you care. This, on the other hand, looks like a big pile of shit.
Posted by durban bud at March 2, 2007 01:59 PM
Comments
Checking the TV during a hot husband-on-husband session isn't wrong, but it could definately wreck the mood (TJ: did you actually get up to turn on the TV (wrong), or simply glance in the direction of an already-turned-on TV (mood wrecker) ). Having said that, it could be worse. I've cringed more than once when the phone rings and then mom's voice inquires via the answering machine speaker "hello, Andy & Jim are you guys there? It's mom....." Really hard to get back in the mood after that, so you may as well pick up the phone.
Posted by: Andrew at March 2, 2007 02:40 PM
It is wrong to stop anything to check the results of American Idol. It is wrong to even watch American Idol. Just my opinion though.
Posted by: Bubala at March 2, 2007 03:46 PM
I really, really care about the Pinta (my favorite!) but don't give a crap about the Santa Maria.
Posted by: homer at March 2, 2007 04:09 PM
I won't be seeing either. I'm waiting for 300 next weekend.
The Jim Carey flick 23 turned out to be a pretty decent suspense thriller
Posted by: moby at March 2, 2007 07:58 PM
Good question...I am also curious as to whether the same rule applies to Project Runway?
Posted by: O at March 2, 2007 08:18 PM
Apparently the Bush administration has felt the same way you do about learning the history of wars. And Homer, you're so off! The Pinta sucked. It was the Santa Maria that was the tits. It went Santa Maria, Nina, then Pinta.
Posted by: Dan at March 3, 2007 04:31 AM
Ok...the before and after images of Pickler are unreal. Her boobs are extreme!!!! The problem now with Idol is that they sprinkle the outings throughout the hour instead of in the last 10 minutes like they used too. So, it's more difficult now because you have to watch the entire program...which in turn interrupts sex, fights, phone calls, etc.
Posted by: patrick at March 3, 2007 10:14 AM
It seems whenever I turn the History Channel on, all they're showing IS Hitler!
Posted by: TigerYogi at March 3, 2007 12:01 PM
My understanding of the "circles in Washington" thing was that L'Enfant lifted the idea from Paris, which also has circles. By having circles, the city is more easily defended by controlling those key choke points.
Recently learned that D.C. is also surrounded by a series of forts that were actual forts...Ft. Totten, Fort Lincoln, Fort Marcy, Fort Dupont, Fort Stanton, and Fort Foote among others. These were built to protect the city during the Civil War.
Of course, the older I get, the more I realize that "my understanding" is often enough wrong.
Posted by: Mike at March 3, 2007 12:39 PM
Her boobage was huge - like balloons!
And even with the huge knockers, she still can't sing!
But my question is, why would you stop? Can't you do two things at the same time?
Posted by: Jim at March 3, 2007 07:45 PM
This week on the history Channel, Barbarians! Hot, hunky, hairy, blood thirsty. What else do you need?
Posted by: Chad at March 6, 2007 12:33 PM