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March 13, 2007
More Proof on the Imminent Decline of Quality Male Heterosexual Genes
This "commercial" airs throughout the day in the DC region. I would like to get a group of us together and head on over to this store, get naked, and jump all over their couches, while singing Jane's Addiction's "Been Caught Stealing." It's only fair.
More proof here.
Seriously, I pray to the Baby Jesus every single day for making me a fudgepacker.
Posted by durban bud at March 13, 2007 01:49 PM
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All I can say is eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
But I'm not surprised. Especially not after this lovely evening I just had about a week ago.
Posted by: 'stina at March 13, 2007 04:32 PM
Straight guys. Ugh. Straight women must have incredibly low standards. Sometimes I wonder how our species survives at all.
Posted by: circleinasquare at March 13, 2007 04:43 PM
Uhm...WTF?
Posted by: Mike at March 13, 2007 05:43 PM
This is worse than "gotta go Gepco....."
Posted by: A-Ron at March 13, 2007 07:08 PM
Amen to that!
Posted by: TOS at March 13, 2007 07:08 PM
Isn't the white guy a finalist on American Idol?
Posted by: homer at March 13, 2007 08:24 PM
Hot, you expect Borat to walk out any second and start dancing with them!
Posted by: patrick at March 14, 2007 09:23 AM
O-kay... That was really scary.
I'll join you in the naked couch jumping though. That would be cool!
Posted by: Bubala at March 14, 2007 09:55 AM
Actually, the correct term for you is "Fudge-packee"
Posted by: cb at March 14, 2007 12:49 PM
Am I wrong for totally loving that spot?
Really?
Posted by: johnny at March 14, 2007 01:32 PM
How very disturbing...
Posted by: TigerYogi at March 14, 2007 06:50 PM
if they're selling chests for only $49 i don't understand why the 2 men don't buy one each.
oh, and i'm in for the naked couch jumping thing too. hope it's more fun than your oven experiment though...
Posted by: john at March 14, 2007 07:31 PM
I have the unfortunate habit of sleeping with the TV on (hey wonder why I am single?) and this commercial has been haunting me for a couple of weeks. I was never sure what they were saying and after listening to it, I'm still not sure what they are saying and what this has to do with furniture.
Bare chested Captain America is frightening and deserved to die if this is what he looked like.
Posted by: Herb at March 14, 2007 07:36 PM
Ummm...WTF is wrong with straight guys? Thank you Lord for making me a proud Gay man!!!
BTW, Love your blog bro!
Posted by: BillyDoll901 at April 2, 2007 08:38 AM
