You can now ask America's favorite girlfriend, Robin McGraw, beauty questions on her husband's web site. This is wonderful news for drag queens.

Do you have a beauty question for Robin? Well here is a sampling of questions directly from the site:

"Have you always wondered about Robin's beauty regimin?"
No.

"Wonder where she buys her shoes?"
Trannyshack?

"Have questions about how she stays in shape?"
I'm guessing she has a trainer and nutritionist her husband bought her.

"Tell us!! You could be a guest on the show and ask Robin in person!"
My life is complete.

And now some children's foundation is honoring dear Robin this week for her longtime dedication to children’s welfare and for her devotion to her own family.

That's great. I'm devoted to my family and have a longtime dedication to gay rights and porn. Where's my award?

Can someone please give this woman a real job - like maybe a hosting gig at an IHOP? I'm sure she has some skills.

Charlene could show her a thing or two about makeup.

I'm not sure why this woman gets under my skin - then again, I don't question the way God makes me think.

And for the record, Dr. Phil is a bear. Ms. McGraw would totally love the Blowoffs.