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April 16, 2007
Watersports
God took a giant piss on DC this weekend - or maybe it was his precocious son, Emmanuel. One of them did it, and they left the seat up.
It was a perfect weekend to stay in and work on my taxes.
Instead, we ordered a bunch of sushi with these boys, sans the harnesses, I think. We did something that's probably frowned upon by those who like their buns cooked fresh -- we ordered sushi for delivery. It is a bad idea to order sushi when you're hungry. They had to bring seven bags to carry it all. Oops. Oink.
We made our very own maki roll too. I was the wasabi - cuz I'm spicy!
Anyway, I haven't gotten tapeworm yet-- even after eating some salmon roll leftover in my fridge this morning. Mmmmm mmmm.
Today I helped a realtor friend out with an open house he was having. I had to get "dressed up" and wear a belt with "shoes" and a buttoned-down shirt that had to be "tucked in". Since I'm not licensed, I can't answer any questions. Instead, I serve as the lead cookie maker, and I make hand gestures like a Price is Right model. "And here is the exquisite Ubatuba granite countertops. Divine, isn't it?" And when someone says, "What is the square footage of this place," I say, "Would you care for a cookie?"
And here is a tip for y'all -- apparently the sphincter muscle tightens very hard when one coughs. It might be best to take an expectorant at certain times. You'll thank me.
Posted by durban bud at April 16, 2007 12:24 AM
Comments
Brother, I sooo feel ya on that one! I loves me some sushi too. Glad you are on the mend.
Posted by: moby at April 16, 2007 12:40 AM
I cant decide if I want to see you all dressed up or see you in more pics with your friends.. hmmm
Posted by: Kelly at April 16, 2007 07:35 AM
"Cough Cough"
"Ugh!"
"Sorry, babe."
Posted by: Andrew White at April 16, 2007 09:07 AM
I find your use of scare quotes disconcerting.
Posted by: Teddy at April 16, 2007 09:35 AM
I would totally pat that happy face belly too.
Posted by: Dagon at April 16, 2007 01:44 PM
When you were at the open house, did you sibilantly and smugly add:
"We gutted it."
Posted by: jimbo at April 16, 2007 02:12 PM
You make me laugh out loud, man! What a cute hoot you are.
Posted by: Raybob at April 16, 2007 02:46 PM
"I'm gonna cough that man right outta my ass..."
Yeah, I"m guessing you probably popped out their pricks during a coughing jag... nyquil works well too. It is after all "the sniffling, sneezing, coughing, achy, stuffy head, fever, so you can keep a cock in your ass" medicine.
Posted by: cb at April 16, 2007 05:20 PM
that one with his face to your right is S. X. E! suddenly I got a hankerin' to have a drink at one a them-there country western bars- no idea where that came from. (oh and you look cute too of course)
Posted by: Dan at April 16, 2007 11:38 PM