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April 13, 2007
More Than a Feeling
We're getting bids to paint our entire building. I met with a young painter the other day. While he was blabbering away about sanding, scraping and priming, I couldn't help but think, "I totally want to spank your cute little butt." His wife probably wouldn't appreciate that, but she needs to get over it. I think I'm gonna hire him.
Anyway, we feel it's time to get this building painted since it's quite the eyesore on the block, and the fact that we'll prolly put our place on the market soon enough.
We're considering a relocation in the near future. Despite the shitty winters, perhaps Boston. Or Chicago. Or Burlington. We shall see.
And if I end up in Boston, I wanna meet these mandies.
Posted by durban bud at April 13, 2007 07:30 PM
Comments
Burlington? As in Vermont???
db: Yes.
Posted by: Mike at April 13, 2007 09:51 PM
Nope. Sorry. A move is not allowed.
Posted by: Mike at April 14, 2007 07:49 AM
Watching HGTV will do that...
Posted by: TOS at April 14, 2007 08:38 AM
Go West. Come on out to southern California!
Posted by: Mikey at April 14, 2007 03:51 PM
I'll break up with you unless it's Baltimore. Well there or somewhere one doesn't need a dogsled team to get to.
Posted by: copperred at April 14, 2007 09:35 PM
Nooooo, not Boston; Portland, Maine!
Posted by: 207guy at April 14, 2007 11:39 PM
Best bet...Portland, OR. No nasty winters, liberal, water and snow skiing in the immediate area and the beach is just a short drive. Best of all...no humidity! Okay...low humidity...very low compared to DC.
Posted by: Rodger at April 15, 2007 01:03 AM
It's totally acceptable to spank cute painters here in Tucson.
Posted by: homer at April 15, 2007 11:16 AM
You only want Vermont so you can be closer to Dean Coulter...you whore! I can't help but tip my hat to your ingenius plan.
(We'd love you to come to SF!)
Posted by: Matt at April 16, 2007 11:42 AM
Dean Coulter lives in Vermont?
Posted by: Juan at April 17, 2007 10:06 AM