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April 09, 2007
Dirty Jobs
That guy from Dirty Jobs subjects himself to some disgusting work, but I can think of a couple other jobs that are less than desirable, that do not relate to feces and fish guts. How 'bout being a cameraman for that show, Intervention? I mean, you have to stand around filming someone completely destroying themselves and you can't stop them -- especially when filming a cutter. Plus, they tend to pick fights when they're all fucked up. Or maybe a cameraman for Deadliest Catch? Or maybe a spokesperson for that creepy administration? Anyway, I'm going to email Mike Rowe and offer him these suggestions for future episodes.
Planet Earth was great, once again - although this was the episode where they showed the elephant getting attacked by the lions. During that scene, I think Sigourney Weaver should have yelled, "Get away from her, you bitch!" That would have been cool.
Wanna know about my weekend??? Me neither.
Weekend in Review:
My parents arrived with their usual care package of soap, peanuts, maple syrup, toilet paper, diet pepsi and cream of corn. I accept all gifts, so I don't ask questions. Their stay was lovely. We watched The Devil Wears Prada.
It's cold in DC, so my hibernation is all out of whack.
Went to a lovely Easter gathering at Bob's. Many cute mens were in attendance. Good times. Jimbo was there. Carl was there too, so naturally I learned a lot about Manhunt, while munching on mac & cheese. That kid should host seminars!
Recently, DC water tastes like bleach.
In other news, I think I'm gonna become a dogwalker. At least then I'll know, going into it, that I'll be picking up shit and dealing with bitches and "attitude". Comparatively, it seems very peaceful.
Posted by durban bud at April 9, 2007 05:47 PM
Comments
Either way, the man be HOT to trot. LOL
Posted by: andrew at April 9, 2007 08:02 PM
I wasn't the only edumacational segment, what with the DB & Co's ability to explain what lube is for to Spanish customs agents and not speaking Spanish.
This morning I noticed my hands smelled like Clorox, and my teeth were no whiter. I feel cheated.
Posted by: copperred at April 9, 2007 11:54 PM
Mike Rowe gives me a woody. His pecs scream "do me now." I'd let him do me now, but only after he took a shower...hot and sweaty is one thing, but smelly from dung and stuff not so much.
Posted by: Pistolotto at April 10, 2007 08:23 AM
I remember seeing Mike Rowe on TV from Baltimore doing real estate ads in '93. It was pictures with "This lovely home is situated on a quiet cul-de-sac..." kind of stuff. Then he showed up on QVC which I think had studios in Florida, so he gets around. But, I thought he was hotter back then.
Posted by: Justin at April 10, 2007 11:18 AM
I totally imagined Sigourney saying the same thing, as well as some other choice comments like, "Newt!", or "that's very pretty Bishop but what am I looking at?".
Did you see the Planet Earth with the humpback whale and her calf? Really stunning. I love this show.
Posted by: Robocub at April 10, 2007 02:15 PM
That was a very interesting care package! :)At least you got something. I was bummed that the Easter Bunny didn't visit me. :(
Good luck with the dog walking job if you do decide to do that. I would think it is a very rewarding job. I love pooches. :)
Posted by: brettcajun at April 10, 2007 02:15 PM
Nothing says "Happy Easter" like Manhunt and lube.
Posted by: dumbek at April 10, 2007 02:41 PM
I heard he was a Homo and always kind hoped. but besides a few web articles i haven't heard squat. I hate inquiring but he's some serious man flesh.
Posted by: tim at April 10, 2007 03:03 PM
...and all I got were some hard boiled eggs. I could have used some peanuts and toilet paper.
Posted by: rodger at April 10, 2007 05:38 PM
He's not a homo. It's all a lot of wishful thinking on the part of the gays.
I agree that the water smells like bleach. At other times it smells like my outdoor fish bucket.
Posted by: jimbo at April 10, 2007 05:56 PM
I think Mike Rowe is hot too. Did you see the one where he puked? According to Discovery website he used to be an Opera singer.
Posted by: Sarah Spelled the Right Way at April 11, 2007 04:06 PM
I got a chocolate bunny but no cream corn! What a rip off!
Posted by: Errol at April 11, 2007 04:30 PM
He is gay!
A straight man that good looking would have at least one starter marriage or long term relationship that would appear in the press about him. He has not found the right woman...because he likes mens!
Posted by: Chris at April 11, 2007 06:37 PM