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April 12, 2007

Rimming Don Imus

I'm guessing that would be less than pleasant. But I don't judge.

Anywho, you see a guy who is very attractive. He's beefy. He's burly. He's adorable. He's hot and could be described as a daddy. He describes himself as "masc". You take him at his word. And then he speaks, rather quickly. You swear he just said: "Sally sussed and pissed her panties on Ssssaturday, but not Sssunday, because Sssunday is the Ssssabbath."

"Masc" is relative, I suppose.

UPDATE: Oh, and big dicks are disgusting. NSFW.

Posted by durban bud at April 12, 2007 11:48 AM

Comments

You know I am not going to get that one fly! So what is his crime? Not being masculine enough, by who's standards? Yours? I think it is fine to say he is not attractive to you, but it is a slippery slope. I'm not attracted to him because he is too feminine. Or fat. Or black. Or ethnic. Or due to a lack of command of English. Or a disability. Or wealth. I am playing devil's advocate here, but I think we need to be clear how our personal opinions about attractiveness are couched in accepted societal ideas of handsomeness- white, tall, rich, muscular and masculine. And people who don't fit into that perfect picture struggle. OK, OK, I'll get off the soapbox now.

Posted by: Gay Canuck in the Capital at April 12, 2007 12:46 PM

YOU ARE DESTROYING GAY AMERICA!!!

Posted by: Aaron at April 12, 2007 01:39 PM

Hey I totally understand where you're coming from. I hate it when they open their yap and a tampax pearl falls out.

I don't want much. Just a guy who is more masculine than me, and less masculine than Chastity Bono.

Posted by: cb at April 12, 2007 03:46 PM

The dreaded gay-lisp syndrome...I've often seriously wondered if there is some sort of physical or genetic reason for it. It's not something alot of gay men start doing as adults...it presents itself even in childhood. I've never heard a straight guy with a lisp..why is that? Someone needs to do scientific study on this. Oh well, just another gay gene tangent, among many, that I ponder about from time to time.

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2007 03:53 PM

1. Straight men lisp all the time. They just learn to keep their mouths shut. For the first twenty years of his career, Clint Eastwood used a stunt voice.

2. I'm not feeling DB's orthography here. An excess of sybilance is not the same thing as a lisp. Too many esses can be caused by something as simple as a sore on your tongue. A sore that you got when you bit the bottlecap off a dirty bottle just so you could get at your cheap beer. A sore that you made worse when you spit that bottlecap forty feet across the room perfectly hitting the back pocket of the man whom you then dragged home and fucked the brains out of.

3. Soapbox boy: there's nothing wrong with not being masculine, but if you're not masculine, or if you don't buy into the notions of masculinity that the man is keeping you down with, then you don't advertise yourself as masculine. We all know what it's supposed to mean. It's the same general idea as not saying you're all top if you want to tuck your legs behind your ears at the first opportunity. Or not claiming to be massively hung if the only way your date can find your cock is by using tweezers and a magnifying glass.

Posted by: Teddy at April 12, 2007 04:18 PM

Why?????? That was a very disturbing video.

Posted by: homer at April 12, 2007 06:24 PM

I'm not really sure that I want my definition of what a penis should look like challenged.

I love my penis just as it is. His not so much.

Posted by: Steve in DFW at April 12, 2007 06:44 PM

Wow. Ssso sssorry you were disappointed, ssssweetie.

Posted by: 'stina at April 12, 2007 06:58 PM

I cant stop laughing. just cant stop.

Posted by: Andrew at April 12, 2007 07:01 PM

I'm not ashamed to say I like looking at big dicks but... that is just grotesque. Gaining attention via self-mutilation is sad and indicates serious psychological problems...

This is no different than a person cutting their arm for attention... GROSS!

Posted by: TOS at April 12, 2007 08:21 PM

What. The. Hell. Was that?!?

Posted by: ivan at April 12, 2007 11:22 PM

Gross...eewwww

Posted by: patrick at April 13, 2007 09:39 AM

That guy was very creepy. I did not like him or his penis at all. I think if I want to be different and challenge people's perceptions, I'll just wear pink fuzzy bunny slippers to work or something like that.

Posted by: Bubala at April 13, 2007 10:03 AM

Dear God! Why did I go back and watch that?! I feel sick. Was that a gourd?

Posted by: Mike at April 13, 2007 10:43 AM

I'm not sure I want my concept of what a penis is to be challenged especially by something that looks more painful and annoying than interesting. The only benefit of seeing that is now I know what elephantitis of the genitals looks like.

Posted by: Brian at April 13, 2007 12:46 PM

I used to like rimming, until I saw that headline. And then I used to like cocksucking until I saw the video. You're really from some Catholic Aversion Therapy program, admit it!

Posted by: Mike at April 14, 2007 09:31 PM

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