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April 18, 2007
The Garbage Man
I was taking out the trash with two bags in my hands and my keys hanging out of my mouth. My older neighbor was at the trash bin. She said, "Every time I see you, you have something in your mouth." Ha. She was referring to the other day when I was unloading some bags from a car and had a soda bottle in my mouth -- I'm very resourceful, you see.
Anyway, I took the keys out of my mouth and said, "I always seem to have too many things in my hands." She said, "Well, it seems you have enough orifices to put things in."
Odd.
Posted by durban bud at April 18, 2007 02:26 PM
Comments
i am not sure that is true. you could use a few more orifices.
Posted by: rob (the other half) at April 18, 2007 03:00 PM
I think question here is: Does she share a wall ajacent to your bedroom? ;)
Sassy lady. I think *she* is the wasabi because she is spicy.
Posted by: Andrew at April 18, 2007 04:49 PM
She's saying you're loud. In bed. With your guests.
Posted by: Carl at April 18, 2007 04:54 PM
I was wondering the same thing Andrew asked. :)
Posted by: Long Story Longer at April 18, 2007 08:06 PM
I just love your posts. Keep me laughiing, TJ.
Would love to come up there and meet all you bloggers. I read them all.
Mark
Posted by: mark at April 19, 2007 09:01 AM
Um, can this neighbor see in your windows??
Posted by: cb at April 20, 2007 12:21 PM