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April 19, 2007
Vagina Power
My friend Todd -- who has a habit of curb-dropping his friends due to his very own "Penis Power" -- tipped me off to this.
I guess it's from some cable access show. It's disturbingly hysterical cuz she's so serious about it. She really needs her own radio show. She also has a MySpace page.
Even though there's no profanity, really, it's prolly not a good idea to watch at work.
btw - That's her MOTHER sitting next to her, occasionally commenting.
Best line: " ...and we hooked on the penis power, but this man won't even buy you some shrrrrrimp from long john silver's for $2.99, but he'll give you a mouthful o' sperm and a rectum-ful o' sperm... and all he offerin' you is a side o' penis...well, that man ain't got no respect for you."
Posted by durban bud at April 19, 2007 01:04 PM
Comments
Oh my, I'm not even sure what to say about this one-thank you and please keep them coming (I literally howled when I saw this!)
Posted by: Brian at April 19, 2007 03:04 PM
this is the best video ever!!! thank you!
Posted by: Scott at April 19, 2007 04:38 PM
hmm . . . who is this friend, "todd," and his penis power? he sounds hawt. (But I bet he's no match for Ms. Alexyss Taylor and her Vagina Power.)
Posted by: whizzbangboom at April 19, 2007 04:51 PM
Oh My.
I love that line; "If you want to earn your man, you've got to learn your man!"!! :)
Posted by: TigerYogi at April 19, 2007 07:05 PM
I've watched this so many times now. It gets increasingly frightening each time. I love the way she says the word "penis". Oh, and then there's the "mechanical jackrabbit for the clit". Too much.
Posted by: sandy at April 19, 2007 11:27 PM
hands down that is the best line!!!!
Posted by: pam at April 20, 2007 09:27 AM
That's the funniest thing I've seen all year.
Posted by: vig at April 20, 2007 10:50 AM
Dude, that was High-larious!
Who knew penises were on fire with their heat? lol
I just think she needs a penis is all.
Bless'er heart.
Posted by: moby at April 20, 2007 01:43 PM
Oh. My. GOD! I need to stay prayed up, too, in hopes that some Penis Power will be unleashed on me this weekend....
"I might not have master's degrees and doctorates to put up on my wall in academia, but I'll tell you what I do have: A master's degree in gettin' played by men!" GUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRL! You is preachin' to the choir!
Posted by: Rob at April 20, 2007 02:56 PM
All I can say is . . . oh my.
That and what is this jack rabbit she speaks of that can be worn all day, even at work? I've polled a bunch of folks and the only mechanical jack rabbit we've come up with is THE RABBIT, as seen on Sex in the City, and that definitely is not small enough to wear all day or even someting that would fit into an average sized "pocket book."
Posted by: 'stina at April 20, 2007 03:14 PM
do black people ever sit around and say, "This is why they hate us?" like the gays do?
Posted by: stebbins at April 20, 2007 03:54 PM
I live to ejaculate but not b/c of some cold... oh nevermind...
You know the rabbit here and there and move and jump jump jump...
fuh da clit!
Posted by: TOS at May 1, 2007 10:57 PM
Wait wait wait...
I know she didn't just say that she can be bought for 2.99 of shrimp at Long John Silvers... and she criticizing other women being easy and victim to sperm in the rectum...
Posted by: TOS at May 1, 2007 11:00 PM