"Did I mention she was morbidly obese?"
An important fact.

Also, was she black? Brown? Yellow? Other?
Was she a lesbian? Fag hag? Pimples (now or in in the past)?
Was she "American" or some foreigner?
Did she come from a middle class (or higher) family, or was she just trash?
etc........

You MUST include all these facts if we are expected pass judgment over her!

DB: It would be a less important fact if the restaurant was called "Pulmonary Hypertension Bar" -- but it was called "Health Bar".

A good choice of lube for "barebacking" is Eros lube. My husband and I have been using it for 7 years now and have never had any problems. It can stain sheets but what lube doesn't.

One question, is it barebacking if it is within a monogamous relationship? Maybe it's just me but all the bareback stuff I've seen seems to be more about taking mulitple loads than just the condom free aspect.

DB: That's a good question. Bareback has a naughty conontation to it, but it still means no condoms. I suppose you could say, "I make sweet butt-love to my boyfriend raw cuz we're monogamous." The receiving partner in the monogamous relationship, however, must still be referred to as "the cum-dump".

Rules of Employment:
1. Fat people can't work at a place with "Health" in the name (Lord knows people are just fat because they are lazy and unhealthy).
2. African Americans can't work at TACO BELL (obvious reasons)
3. Gays can't work at McDonalds (same reasons)
etc......

Are you seeing my point yet?

Ha ha ha "cum-dump"!! haven't heard that expression since school.

so which are you then? your fans wish to know

Boys, boys, boys.

Take it from an old gay guy who never used condoms with the first partner because we just didn't need to. In those days. Before IT reared its ugly head.

A variety of lubes work just fine for barebacking: Astroglide (but you have to reapply, unfortunately), Maxilube (with a little bit of some sort of silicone stuff in it to make it last, yay), and cocoa butter, a granola-head favorite. Oh, there are so many. I don't recommend olive oil or many vegetable oils for the primary reason that many of them are too viscous and they just wear off too easily. Well, and they remind one of food and tend to make one hungry. Certainly never use the flavored and/or peppered ones in a pinch. I speak from experience. Plus the unfortunate fact that they never, ever come out of the sheets. And as much as people laugh at vaseline, honey, it works because it stays in place and doesn't wear off when you need it most. No one wants to hear cries of "Ow! More lube! More lube!" when The Moment is approaching.

Go forth, experiment and enjoy. And be safe.

Elbow Grease all the way... Probe too for the water based-stuff, Sex Grease is good too, though sometimes needs a lil drop of water to reinvigorate it.

G-books freaks me out. He needs to get another employee, a non-creepy one, so I can stop buying my lube online or paying too much at the Leather Rack!

Oops - I meant coconut oil - it's solid at room temperature and warms to a nice slippery consistency with body temperature. And it sort of smells like you're at the beach.

Adrienne was a friend of friend. I admired her work, too. Let us know how Waitress is if you get a chance.

"DB: That's a good question. Bareback has a naughty conontation to it, but it still means no condoms. I suppose you could say, "I make sweet butt-love to my boyfriend raw cuz we're monogamous." The receiving partner in the monogamous relationship, however, must still be referred to as "the cum-dump"."

You meant to say "Sperm Bank", right?

Extra virgin olive oil is great. I bet your friend (or friend of a friend) went with an inferior grade. If you want to make it even better, beat up an egg yolk and then slowly whisk in the EVOO to make a nice mayonnaise. That stuff really stays put. And, of course, you can refrigerate any leftovers, though if you're going to eat them, you'll want to add some salt and a bit of lemon juice. Not, however, if you're spreading them on some guy who says he wants to be the meat in your sandwich.

And here I was using Olive Oil just for Salads! Geez, had I known.

I love to be the cum dump. Me and my boyfriend are absolutely 100% monogamous. before we met we were virgins. I wanted to be kept pure for my future man who i could give my ass to. I lost my anal virginity to him 4 years ago and since then my butt still gets pounded raw and hard. We have no diseases at all even though he dumps loads of his cum in2 me alot,my butt is the only one he pounds and will remain that way forever.