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May 01, 2007
Horny Hypocrites
1. The most shocking revelation to come out of this sad man's scandal isn't that he bypassed the World Bank's rules regarding promotion and pay practices; it's that a woman allowed this cretin to put his greasy biscuit into her easy-bake juice oven. I mean, how desperate do you have to be? She probably graduated from Regent University. I'm sure he's very tender as he jackhammers the bejesus out of you, but remember who that vampire squid from hell belongs to. I'm all for sleeping your way to the top, if necessary, but have some goddamn integrity.
2. Which leads me to Randall Tobias -- deputy secretary of State and the Bush administration's AIDS czar. He resigned last week after admitting he used an escort service on a regular basis, "but only to have gals come over to the condo to give me a massage." Gals? Odd. He oversaw global AIDS funding, and was in charge of enforcing a controversial policy that required groups to sign a pledge denouncing prostitution and sex trafficking in order to receive federal HIV/AIDS prevention money. He's also married with four children.
Someone very close to me worked for an international women's organization that lost most of its funding due to this douchebag. They assist women and girls in impoverished countries with educational opportunities and access to HIV/AIDS and family planning information. Tobias wanted them to focus entirely on teaching abstinence and nothing on birth control. In fact, they were required to remove any reference to "family planning" from all of their literature. These women are considered property in their countries so "just saying no" isn't a realistic option.
So while this married Christian father was ruining a number of these organizations and hindering the poor women of these countries from receiving life saving information, he was getting his pud pulled by a bunch of prostitutes. There should be stiff (har har) penalties for this kind of hypocrisy. He should have to forfeit his penis to one of those villages so a family of 14 can eat for an evening.
3. And then there's this piece of work: Wayne Russell Morgan Jr. He's the associate vice president of academic affairs at Friends University, which is a Christian college, where, I guess, Lisa Kudrow is a professor of Creationism, who teaches that the world was created by some fairy dust in seven days and that dinosaurs were just some cruel hoax concocted by a bunch of feminazis. You also learn butter churning. Anyway, he was charged with using the Internet to solicit sex with a 15-year-old several times over the course of a year. Oh yeah, he's married with children. Oops. Guess Sunday School's gonna be awkward next week.
Speaking of massages, this whore needs a good rolfing. The news lately has made me very tense.
Posted by durban bud at May 1, 2007 11:05 PM
Comments
#3 looks like he could star as Hitler in some "made for TV" movie.
Posted by: Dinger at May 2, 2007 09:36 AM
I thought #3 looked like he was understudying the role of Elphaba in a particularly grim production of Wicked. But maybe that's just my monitor.
Living in the DC area means that you see lots of stuffy white men in suits. I find that it's fun to guess their perversions when you see them on the street or in the Metro. The sad part is that I'm usually so far off the mark. I typically imagine something like a scene where the guy is bound to the bed with packing tape while an order of Buddhist nuns chants and rubs him down with Lemon Pledge while fastening binder clips all over his naughty bits (i.e., all of him). But in reality, it's always something dull like hookers and/or underage girls. Even in their sexual indiscretions, these douchebags have no imagination.
Posted by: Teddy at May 2, 2007 10:00 AM
I look forward to further disclosures of names. Ring the bell!
Teddy reminds me why having less sex is not to entirely bad. Republicans are so weird...
Posted by: Carl at May 2, 2007 10:34 AM
1. Wolfowitz is a real piece of Caucasian Refuse. He was a key player in the White House Decision to go to Iraq…prior to the World Bank he was working with Rummy over at the Pentagon.
2. The DC escort thing is going to be big, big, big. Robert Tobias claims to only have received a massage from the escorts. That is so ridiculous I can’t even believe he would try that excuse out. You would not need to hire an escort service to receive a massage unless you were looking for a happy ending. The last time I checked a spit and stroke was not on the massage menu at any legitimate spa.
TJ you are being generous from the looks of this guy I doubt a family of two could do anything more than have a pre-dinner snack on his penis.
3. Friends University is hardly like Regent. It is a hundred years old and was founded by the Quakers who have produced fine educational institutions. The Friends elementary school in Dupont Circle and Sidwell Friends High School in DC being prime examples.
Having said all of that….this guy looks like a real pervert. He has a comb over and looks like his gut has obstructed the view of his dick for many years. I am sure his wife is disgusted by him physically rejecting him at every opportunity and that is why he is forced into soliciting minors. Now he is going to find out what the bitch suite at the local penitentiary is like….even thieving, violent, murderous criminals can’t stand the pedophiles.
Posted by: Chris at May 2, 2007 10:39 AM
Wolfowitz is being attacked because he's jewish, i'm not one to say that lightly, but he was involved with the woman before he got the position, moved her to avoid a conflict of interest, cleared it with the ethics division and than had the self same man come back and say that he abused his position.
The other two are scummy but for his faults Wolfowitz is getting the sharp end of the antijew stick. As for his resolve to go to war with Iraq, I think if you review the facts we still owe the shia for the shit we pulled on them in 92' We may have lost 3000 troops, they lost 300,000 to Saddam and we okay'd it.
Posted by: tim at May 2, 2007 12:02 PM
oh and the world bank is decidedly anti-gay
http://kennethandersonlawofwar.blogspot.com/2007/05/anti-gay-couple-rules-at-world-bank.html
Posted by: tim at May 3, 2007 02:09 PM
Castrate the lousy fuckers.
Posted by: homer at May 3, 2007 11:09 PM