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June 26, 2007

Fleshlight

The Banal Chewbacca left a comment on my last post mentioning the Fleshlight. I'd never heard of it, so I googled it. Oh my. Those living in Australia are horny.

"The Fleshlight is a sex toy, designed for use as a masturbation aid for men. The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, mouth, and two types of anus shaped openings, as well as a non-descript slot opening. It was designed by a former police officer who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was pregnant."

Two types of anuses? I didn't know there was more than one. I mean, I'm aware of those with cauliflower butt, but, really, who wants to replicate that.

I'm not all that into toys, although the arsenal in my duffle bag under the bed suggests otherwise. Speaking of, if I leave this world unexpectedly, please remove that bag for me. Thanks.

I think it's the whole naughty novelty of it all, so we pick something new out, and then never use it. I don't remember buying half of the toys. One of them is a mask, like Robin (of Batman) wears. It's very Eyes Wide Shut and hilarious and so not sexy. I would post a photo of me wearing it, but I humiliate myself enough on this site. Thankfully, there are no sounds in that bag.

Anyway, the Fleshlight is not something I would use; I prefer my masturabatory sessions bareback.

Here are some photos of the Fleshlight's various orifices. I've posted them on the link below since some may deem them graphic.

Posted by durban bud at June 26, 2007 1:04 AM