Strangely, I almost ran over one that was randomly rolling around in the middle of the road yesterday. I could just see the accident report now...

Wonder if that police officer is still walking the beat. Must have made a bundle off the patent.

Wonder which opening he used.

Wonder if he ever got to have sex with his wife again.

Wonder if she just watches him use his invention.

Greg's bipolar roommate Karla, stole the duffle bag where Fred was located (fred, the double header) and we never replaced it when we moved, so no butt plugs or other naughty things here...except us.

I personally don't have a dufflebag as I don't do toys. However, I DO have a very nasty porn collection in a milk crate that has VERY, um... off the beaten path type stuff in it.

God I hope my parents never find that stuff.

Toys are for boys.

I remember the Flesh Light being advertised all over the place back 'n da day. Oh yes. On campus, online, at parties. I bet 90% are sold with the mouth look, since straight men always whine about never getting head.

P.S. Sorry about "bong hits for jesus". I think you need to go back to that. Or perhaps "bong hits for Scalia?"

Mmm...toasted bagel.

You made me laugh out loud.

I want to be your Flesh Light TJ. ;) You can use me over and over again. Don't even wipe me up. Just let it dry and use me dirty all over again. :P

I mean are you really even a couple if you don't have one???

There are more than a few Fleshlight videos over on Xtube.com - very interesting to watch!

It's the responsibility of every Gay to remove all of the porn, toys, etc., from the home of his/her Gay friends when they die, prior to that dying frined's parents or other relatives seeing said material. It's in the contract when you sign up...

poor Charlene...she's so, um, non-descript.

I have heard that the Fleshlight feels REALLY good....

I used to keep my S&M toys in an orange Home Depot toolbox. At some point in time, it disappeared. Fortunately, that was back when I was pretty poor, so most of the toys were things that I'd bought at the dollar store and repurposed. It's amazing how many different things will stand in for nipple clamps, in a pinch.

JMG talks about the "box full of toys" as the Mommy Box. As in, "if I die, take it out of my house before my Mommy sees it". You, TJ, have a Mommy Bag. Which sounds scary if you really think about it.

Toys are toys. Everyone needs to play a little.

Oh, and I was in the "pet toys" section of the grocery store last night. There's a thing called a Kong that you're supposed to put doggie treats into and then let your dog sort of chew/suck them out of it. It's made of rubber. It looks just like some butt plugs I've seen on-line. Who knew you could buy butt toys (other than the obvious vegetables, that is) at the grocery store?

Plus you can stuff the kong with treats and then stuff your hole with the kong!

It's the perfect gift for the next St. Lucia's Day!

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

I prefer the Grenade looking mastabory toy i got (one for me and one for the hubby overseas). Its more butch and sorta blends in with the military enviroment we find ourselves in. Plus GUN OIL is our lube of choice, so its fitting.

BTW, I got the Grenade at cheaplubes.com. The same place you got your adorkable BARE LUBE.

I love my fleshlight. Ejaculation has always been important to me but intercourse is just not as convenient and available as I, and most healthy guys, like to come. It's really helped me increase my frequency since it feels so much better than my hand and I can ejaculate anytime anywhere now. I find that ejaculations are as strong as they are in real intercourse which just makes you want it more often. This has helped me masturbate and ejaculate more often than I thought I ever would. After getting used to coming so often, I feel like I am always ready for a hard ejaculation when opportunity knocks, anytime. I wish I had it years ago. Finally, something for men that is as convenient as the vibrator is for women.

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