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June 15, 2007

Gigantoraptor

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No, that's not a gay pride float-- it's a newly discovered dinosaur: Gigantoraptor. I bet Adam and Eve shit their fig leaves when they saw that giant chicken running towards them. "Oh muh God, Adam -- that thing is gonna peck us to death. Run, goddamn it!"

So cool.

Posted by durban bud at June 15, 2007 12:38 AM

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Did the fig leaf actually cover their hind quarters? If not then could they technically "shit their fig leaf's" as you so eloquently and delicately stated? Personally, I won't be convinced without a visit to that christian museum with the dinosaur exhibit to personally inspect Adam's jurassic underoo's.

Posted by: Big Lug at June 15, 2007 3:13 AM

I wonder how they fit them on the ark!

Posted by: stebbins at June 15, 2007 9:31 AM

Mmmmm.... giant drumsticks.....

Posted by: cb at June 15, 2007 9:58 AM

That kind of looks like that picture with the bartender and the rest of your group. I am so short... I literally RUN away from people that tall. They keep trying to put me in their pocket. (LOL)

Have a GREAT weekend Dbud! :) Make the Sarge work you out hard this week and tell us all about it.

Posted by: brettcajun at June 15, 2007 10:19 AM

I want one.
A saddle, and some spurs...envy of the neighborhood.

Posted by: Mike at June 15, 2007 10:35 AM

Since, according to the Creation Museum, Adam only named mammals and birds and not reptiles, this must have been in the "Oh shit!" category of super scary unnamed animals.

Posted by: homer at June 15, 2007 10:38 AM

Wow! Look at the legs on that thing. I'm a dark meat man, myself.

Posted by: Raybob at June 15, 2007 10:56 AM

" b'gawk! "

Posted by: jimbo at June 15, 2007 11:33 AM

It looks like the Ork in Baum's "The Scarecrow of Oz."

(Yes, my grandmother read me all the Oz books at an impressionable age. So?)

Posted by: Huntington at June 15, 2007 11:46 AM

Wow. It looks like someone who used to troll 17th St when I lived in DC. I thought you were taking shots of the local fauna.

Posted by: sandy at June 15, 2007 9:56 PM

Hmmm I think that Gigantoraptor looks an awful lot like my Great Aunt Angela...the only thing it is missing is the strand of pears, 9 West shoes, and a handbag. Disturbing.

Posted by: wyocwby at July 9, 2007 11:25 PM

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