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June 05, 2007
The Consortium of Gay Flag Creators
The Consortium of Gay Flag Creators has released yet another flag. This time they target Muscle Pride. Woo-hoo! Push that big, bad bar in the air, like you just don't care.
Hmm. I'm not an expert on gym equipment, but that bar looks a tad unsafe. Maybe it's from Gold's.
I did a little research and found there are pride flags for almost everything. Given how creative us homosexuals are supposed to be, I'm surprised how lame these flags have been designed over the years. Most of them are just images placed on top of the rainbow flag.
Here is the standard rainbow flag. Simple but bland.
Bear Pride.
Bisexual Pride. Yawn. I can't decide if I like it or not.
Gay Tennis Pride. Odd.
Gay Christian Pride. Cute, but you're still going to hell.
Gay Yachters Pride. I suppose this would come in handy if you're trying to locate other boating homosexuals via Manhunt on the seas -- though I would fear pirates.
Gay Divers Pride. This is my least favorite. Hideous.
Gay Cowboy Pride. A cowboy hat - nice touch.
Gay Californian Bear Pride.
Gay Truckers Pride.
Gay Canadian Bear Pride. I like this one.
Twink Pride.
Power Bottom Pride.
Scat Pride. Gross.
And even this epileptic design for the 2012 Olympics is, at least, interesting.
I think we can do better than these. You can see more odd ones at this site.
Someone should have a redesign contest.
Posted by durban bud at June 5, 2007 11:45 PM
Comments
Cute flags... love the Swedish PB pride one... ;-)
Wait, what about a We Like Sheep Flag Post Pride Flag
Posted by: TOS at June 6, 2007 05:59 AM
Your "Power Bottom Pride" graphic just made me shoot coffee out my nose. Hot liquids probably aren't good for my monitor.
Posted by: JM at June 6, 2007 06:34 AM
Tooooo freaking funny...Scat Pride...Holy Shit... hehehe pun intended
Posted by: Kelly at June 6, 2007 07:32 AM
Hilarious. You continue to surprise me with your posts. Can't. Stop. Laughing! Where is the Durban Bud Pride Flag?
Posted by: Mark at June 6, 2007 08:13 AM
Last time I was in DC that Power Bottom Pride flag was everywhere. I asked Jimbo, "For heaven's sake, aren't there any tops in DC?" and he said, "Not since TJ moved to town."
Posted by: homer at June 6, 2007 08:46 AM
The Scat Pride flag has an interesting choice of color and symbolism...hmmm how come they don't march in the Pride parades? LoL
Posted by: O at June 6, 2007 09:13 AM
I LOVE how the muscle flag uses magenta and orange-- how flippin' gay is that? Its like the "muscle mary" pride flag
Posted by: cb at June 6, 2007 09:31 AM
You realize of course, this means war.
Where's "Whiny Gay Man Still Desperately Seeking Husband" Pride?
Posted by: copperred at June 6, 2007 09:56 AM
You crack me up. Scat Pride...Hysterical!
Posted by: patrick at June 6, 2007 10:14 AM
That Scat Pride Flag is corny!
sorry, i'll stop now
Posted by: johnny at June 6, 2007 12:10 PM
OMFGWTFBBQ!
The last two are teh bessssssst.
Posted by: Bob at June 6, 2007 01:16 PM
You skipped the one for leather.
The California Bear pride flag is just the state's flag? I'm confused, and I'm a bearish Californian from Sonoma, where the damned thing was designed in the first place.
Someone needs to design a Gay Tweaker pride flag for verisimilitude.
Posted by: Huntington at June 6, 2007 02:05 PM
Heh... well, hmmm.. I wonder if gay yachters really should fear pirates. Well, maybe bottom gay yachters, anyway.
Posted by: atari_age at June 6, 2007 02:22 PM
Please...for the love of all that is good and holy in this world, can we PLEASE get t-shirts of the PB flag to wear to Pride this weekend????
Posted by: Eric at June 6, 2007 03:14 PM
The guy on the twink flag looks awfully fat! he must be ordering from dcsnacks!
Is there no lesbian golfers who wear gold chains pride flag? What about Hag pride? Is there a flag for that...if there is I will need at least five!
Posted by: chris at June 6, 2007 06:21 PM
When did gay become a mass marketing population segment?
Right now the 'hood is transmorgrifying into Gay Pride Decorative Hell. This too shall pass.
Posted by: Mike at June 6, 2007 07:44 PM
You're so funny you scare me sometimes. I even like you better than Sarah Silverman.
Posted by: Raybob at June 6, 2007 11:30 PM
The first time I saw a bear pride flag, I didn't know what it represented, but this was back in the late 90s when monochromatic earth-tone color schemes were peaking in fashionability, so my initial reaction went something like "OMG somebody was so gay that they had to redesign the garishly colored pride flag and make it nice neutral shades of brown to match their Crate & Barrel living room -- that's so gay!"
Posted by: John T at June 7, 2007 01:15 AM
You've gotta be fucking joking? Especially, the color descriptions.
Burgundy for muscle. I never associated the two but ok.
Red for our victory over AIDS. Ex-squeeze me?
Grey for our discipline. "Don't go there Sally!"
Black for strength. Uh, Ok.
Maybe they should have consulted the folks behind the hanky codes first. hehehe
Posted by: moby at June 7, 2007 03:29 AM
WOW. You definitely have those button pushing tendencies TJ. A man after my own heart! :) Hee hee... How's the WAR going with PowerBttm? Has the retalliation began yet? I love when you stir the shit. :) FUN! FUN!
Posted by: brettcajun at June 7, 2007 09:35 AM
'roided out muscle marys need a flag too.
Posted by: jimbo at June 7, 2007 11:11 AM
Twink pride needs a popped collar. Just sayin'
Posted by: rodger at June 7, 2007 07:48 PM