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June 07, 2007
The Dope Show
You know how Janet Jackson does that little wavy dance move with her head over her shoulder? Yeah, well I just did that while walking down the street, listening to my iPod. I have no idea why -- it just happened. It must be a form of gay tourette's we all have, unconsciously, when hearing a beat. Even more odd, I was listening to Marilyn Manson's "The Dope Show". Some guy saw me do it, so I just pretended to be mildly retarded, which isn't hard for me.
By the way, Manson finally friended me on MySpace (and I can just call him Manson, cuz he's now my friend). I realize he has over 100,000 friends on that site, but, whatever.
So my mission is now complete. The photo window dressing on my page now features Johnny (my bisexual goth friend I met at addiction camp), Pam (my angelic heterosexual friend from high school), Marilyn Manson (my wacky rock star friend), and Clickboo (my gay blogger friend). I'm celebrating diversity this month. Are you?
In other news, some woman just called from my front door intercom -- and I'm noticing these visits are becoming more frequent.
Woman: Hello, my name is (inaudible) and I was wondering if you had some time so I could talk to you about our bible.
Me: The bible?
Woman: Yes, I'd like to talk to you about our bible.
Me: Is that the book where it talks about some guy living in a whale or something?
Woman: Our bible talks about many things. Do you have a few minutes?
Me: Does your bible mention the dinosaurs?
Woman: Sir, our bible talks about many things. Do you have a few minutes?
Me: But does your bible mention the goddamn dinosaurs?
Click.
Posted by durban bud at June 7, 2007 01:01 PM
Comments
Oh TJ, I love you.
Posted by: Raybob at June 7, 2007 03:06 PM
Heh! I'm betting it was Jehovah's Witnesses. It's pretty frakkin rude to do that over an intercom.
BTW, what's with the change on your photo?
Posted by: atari_age at June 7, 2007 03:35 PM
Dontcha mean "the motherfuckin dinosaurs!"
Posted by: homer at June 7, 2007 03:46 PM
You just let me know when you want to roadtrip out to the new Creationist museum that just opened up in Kentucky. We'd have the time of our lives visiting that place.
Posted by: Mike at June 7, 2007 07:37 PM
Hey, we don't even get Jehovah's Witnesses anymore. When the Jehovah's Witnesses leave you, you've lost it all! You might as well go ahead and start roasting your testicles!
Posted by: Ken in MS at June 7, 2007 11:22 PM
You think it's all fun and games now....but you're now earmarked for certain destruction err I mean salvation that is...wait until they start singing in front of your building. I am just saying...
Posted by: O at June 8, 2007 12:07 PM
this just in...the man who plays Adam in a video at the creationist museum also does porn.
Posted by: stebbins at June 8, 2007 12:32 PM
That Manson song is one of freaking favorites.
Posted by: patrick at June 8, 2007 12:48 PM
Since Manson is your friend now, can you get me backstage at the Merriweather show?
Posted by: dumbek at June 8, 2007 01:06 PM
Yeah, I almost called you about Manson playing here. If s/he were playing at the 9:30 Club, I'd go. Or if you're driving.
Posted by: jimbo at June 8, 2007 01:51 PM
Sure, but is Alexyss Tylor in your top four?
Posted by: Dagon at June 8, 2007 02:08 PM
I love the fact that you said "goddamn" dinosaurs? it really was the cherry on the intercom sunday...
Posted by: cb at June 8, 2007 02:30 PM
You think you have it bad........you won't believe who just moved in around the corner from us.....
Those damn Scientologists! What's worse is half the guys there are cute as all get out!
Posted by: TonkaManOR at June 8, 2007 03:42 PM
i'm angelic....
raise your hand if your excited that we get to see one another soon....mines up
Posted by: pam at June 8, 2007 08:35 PM
no it's in there... I looked it up:
"In the beginning there was darkness
and God said "let there be light"
and there was light, and it was good.
and God saw that it was good.
then God said "let there be dinosaurs"
and there were dinosaurs throughout the land
and God said "mmmmm. notsa good"
you know the rest
Posted by: Dan at June 9, 2007 09:56 PM
I never get them anymore here in SF. I guess they have given up on all us heathens! Praise the LAWD!
Posted by: moby at June 12, 2007 12:56 AM