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June 22, 2007

Where Are All My Porn Star Friends?

This is Moby's roommate:
Ray Stone

This is Moby's roommate's partner:
Ty LeBeouf

This is me moving to Moby's:
Bu-bye

Posted by durban bud at June 22, 2007 3:06 AM

Comments

I love Ray Stone.

Posted by: Aaron at June 22, 2007 4:31 AM

Porn star roommates are so last year.

Roommates who channel are the latest flavor.

Posted by: Herb at June 22, 2007 9:08 AM

It would be a lot easier for you to become a porn star. Then you would get paid to have sex with guys like Ray and Jake Deckard and etc.

Posted by: homer at June 22, 2007 9:14 AM

How come porn stars always eventually become realtors after they retire from porn?

Posted by: jimbo at June 22, 2007 11:04 AM

I wonder if Moby and Ray Stone have a system where, if Moby gets lonely at night, he can just leave the door open and then Ray will come in and keep in company.

DB: If I were Moby, I would be spooning on a regular basis with that hot piece of munchable man meat.

Posted by: Aaron at June 22, 2007 11:40 AM

I swear I am in fantasy land over here at Mobys! I walk in and see HOT Ty, walk around the Castro all afternoon with him, and then later I see his HOT partner. Don't hate me because of my good fortune. I had no idea!

I have been trying to convince my partner that NONE of this was arranged and I had NO clue (whatsoever!) that Moby was going to have two hot as hell porn stars here the whole weekend. :P

I'll try to post pics. ;)

Posted by: brettcajun at June 22, 2007 6:57 PM

I always wanted to move to California and become a porn star, Bet they are having fun!

Posted by: derek at June 23, 2007 12:09 AM

I would love to meet a pornstar or two, have some tea or something and just chat. Would be interesting to hear their versions of how things go down (literally and figuratively) the bloopers (or which in porn must be poopers!) etc etc etc.

I think it would be great to have a pornstar as a friend, just think of all the free lube and stuff they must get!

Posted by: TOS at June 23, 2007 1:59 PM

Sorry to crash the fantasy but I've known "Ray" for so long it would feel like lesbian sex. As for "Ty" he is like my little brother.

I will say that since "Ray" and I have similar tastes in men, we both have started asking potential dates if they've already been to the apartment before. Saves unnecessary introductions. If you moved in, we'd probably fight over you.

Posted by: moby at June 23, 2007 5:44 PM

Must be nice to have roommates you hope like to walk around naked.

Posted by: Mike at June 23, 2007 7:26 PM

You have porn star friends. Just think of Big Muscle Bears as stills of the real deal, m'kay?

Posted by: copperred at June 24, 2007 4:23 PM

What's that? (Sorry, I was staring.)

Posted by: sandy at June 26, 2007 2:11 AM

I've now decided that I hate Moby.

Posted by: cb at June 26, 2007 10:16 AM

Porn stars are bitty things. You should be able to just throw them over your shoulder like a sack a' taters.

Posted by: Bob at June 26, 2007 12:54 PM

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