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July 14, 2007
Gay with Pay
This man's wife must be beaming with pride today.
If someone came into my stall, unwanted, I would turn around and pee on him. I would piss the words "Get Out, Perv!" all over his chubby little face.
It's kind of creepy to pursue a stranger in a bathroom, but it's just as creepy for someone to engage the man if he had no interest. What was the point? What if the guy never offered any money, what would the cop have done? You can read the cop's account of events from the report.
That said, the guy's a douche and deserves to have the spotlight on his hypocrisy.
But if someone offered me $20 to suck my durban pud, I would be a fool not to consider how many songs I could download on iTunes with that. It's really a win-win.
And if the guy's repulsive, I'd just close my eyes and think of my porn crush -- who, by the way, was featured all over Kathy Griffin's show this week. Did you see him? He was in the front row of the audience, and onstage, during the porn awards she was hosting. He was adorable and always smiling, probably thinking about the money he made giving all those blowjobs. I was beaming with pride.
Posted by durban bud at July 14, 2007 12:25 AM
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I have plenty of $20 bills...
Stories like the one about this perv always make me smile and laugh so much. Is that wrong?
Of course, they also make me cry a little too when I realize that even unattractive, chubby, conservative Rebublicans are probably scoring more anonymous public restroom sex than me.
Posted by: Bubala at July 14, 2007 10:08 AM
The report doesn't say he offered $20. It says "It was agreed he'd pay me." I'll bet he gets off. (ahem)
Note to self - always look for paper towels in the handicapped stall.
Posted by: dumbek at July 14, 2007 11:45 AM
Dbud- When you go to Bob Allen's official website, he lists "water sports" as his recreational interest. tee,hee.
http://www.myfloridahouse.gov/Sections/Representatives/details.aspx?MemberId=4204
Posted by: Curt at July 14, 2007 01:35 PM
Does the fact that all these hypocrites come from Broward County have anything to do with the fact that they can't count ballots right? I think they're all thinking about restroom tricks and young Hill pages.
Posted by: jimbo at July 14, 2007 02:39 PM
I think he copies your trademark pout for his mug shot.
Posted by: homer at July 14, 2007 07:39 PM
He'd have to pay me more than $20 to get over reliving the trauma of my pud in his mouth.
Posted by: Steve at July 15, 2007 01:47 AM
Mmmmm, he's hot! I'd let him blow me for sure-- for a cool 20. That's like 8 big macs!
Posted by: cb at July 15, 2007 11:29 AM
hey dude...wanna have some Sangria..come to my post..
Posted by: Tux at July 15, 2007 02:13 PM
He'd need a lot more than $20 to even get the sweat off my balls. He looks like Santa Clause's alcoholic brother. Can you say "ewww"?
Another hypocrite uncovered. Karma really is a beautiful thing.
Posted by: moby at July 16, 2007 04:00 AM
I thought they killed Uday?
Posted by: stebbins at July 16, 2007 11:05 AM
I was so desperate for SOMETHING all weekend, I would have probably let him blow me.
Posted by: brettcajun at July 16, 2007 11:41 AM
you'd think he'd shave before going out, he'd probably get more takers.
His hypocrisy doesn't bother me, humans have wonderfully adaptable rationalization techniques for any situation.
Posted by: Tim at July 16, 2007 03:59 PM
humming Waylon Jennings...
Posted by: sandy at July 16, 2007 08:56 PM
I think he's HOT.
Posted by: Tallulah at July 18, 2007 10:20 AM