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July 23, 2007
Harry Potter & My Vanishing Sex Life
Apparently, Harry Potter is more important than making sweet, sweaty butt-love with me tonight. Fine. Whatever. I'll just go work on my latch-hook rug or something.
I hope he dies in this book, so I never have to endure this alienation of affection again.
UPDATE: But I, apparently, still have mad seduction powers. I'm the real Wizard!
Labels: TMI, geekslut, none of your business, butt lovin', Harry Potter, I rule, harder, magical powers, Dagon, high-five
Posted by durban bud at July 23, 2007 10:00 PM
Comments
Maybe some round black glasses and a lightning bolt on your forehead would perk things up.
Posted by: Ex-Restaurant Manager at July 23, 2007 08:29 PM
Yes, Hairy Potter is more important. But then there is always the Harry Pooper porno movie you could pop in.
Posted by: Chad at July 23, 2007 08:46 PM
The whole hysteria is a bit unnerving. I plan on waiting years to see it on my in-flight movie some day.
Posted by: jimbo at July 23, 2007 09:31 PM
Wizard TJ - Seductive powers? Or maybe Rob took pity and just didn't want to see you get out that nasty latch-hook rug..... ;)
Posted by: Andrew at July 23, 2007 10:34 PM
He dies at the end. So there! I have proof of it. I read it on the internets so it is true.
You are the true hot Wizard of Odd. Now get back to your sweaty sweet butt-love! Hook me a rug, boy! Faster! Harder!
Posted by: Herb at July 24, 2007 01:05 AM
I have yet to read one of those books or see any of the movies. You don't look like a hooker; I mean latch-hooker. And Rob's pity sex is nothing to brag about :P
Posted by: Steve at July 24, 2007 01:51 AM
I would have put down my Harry Potter for some sweet, sweet loving with you any day!
Posted by: Drew at July 24, 2007 07:13 AM
I was going to post an ad on Craigslist for someone to come over and suck me off while I read the latest Harry Potter. But then I was afraid someone would answer it.
Posted by: TED at July 24, 2007 08:00 AM
HA HA! Very funny TJ!
Bottoms are supposed to be in charge, not the other way around! Try not to be so eager to give it away constantly. You have to reign those Tops in so you can be in control next time.
Posted by: brettcajun at July 24, 2007 08:30 AM
Oh... did somebody need a hot wand shoved in his man-snizz??
Posted by: cb at July 24, 2007 09:01 AM
Ron Weasley likes to use Voldemort Poppers.
Posted by: homer at July 24, 2007 09:34 AM
Honestly Rob, you paused for TJ? I mean he's cute and all, but really!
Posted by: copperred at July 24, 2007 10:09 AM
Let’s do the math. We only got home late Sunday afternoon; I started the book Sunday evening. We had sex Sunday evening. I continued reading the book Monday (I had the day off). We had sex Monday evening. Which vanishing sex life are you referring to?
DB: Well it appeared to be vanishing, until you succumbed to my seduction skillz. I still don't think it's very sexy to read Harry Potter when in the doggie position, fyi.
And for the record, there are no pity fucks in this household.
Posted by: rob (the other half) at July 24, 2007 10:17 AM
Let's see ... you must have used the spell Erecto Concretum! or Membrum Virilis! or something like that, huh?
Posted by: Raybob at July 24, 2007 01:55 PM
was the cialis about to run out or something?
Posted by: tim at July 24, 2007 03:46 PM
TMI Alert! TMI Alert! ...I am just saying Mr. Dumbledore.
Posted by: O at July 24, 2007 05:38 PM
ooo...scrag fight!!!
Posted by: sandy at July 24, 2007 08:29 PM
Doggie position is perfect, though. He can put the book on your back and read it while demonstrating his wand skills. Besides, it's your fault for insisting on having sex with the lights on.
Posted by: TED at July 24, 2007 09:40 PM
ENGROGIO!
Also, you get your wish(kinda) about Harry dieing. It happens in the next book but he gets resed.
Posted by: Satyr at July 24, 2007 10:00 PM
Sorry Dbud, I'm with Rob on this one... especially since I'm hoping that I'm next in line to borrow the book!
Posted by: TOS at July 25, 2007 11:02 PM
Damn! Raybob beat me to the punch. I was gonna say expecto Boneem or something witty. Serves me right for reading late.
Im happy to hear you got some sweet butt-love. Harry Potter can kiss my ass!
Posted by: moby at July 28, 2007 07:10 PM