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July 30, 2007
She Bangs
Supposedly this is what I would look like on The Simpsons. I remain skeptical. I had to upload a number of my photos to this little marketing tool to create this character. The site kept saying, "Error, we do not recognize a face in this photo." Thanks! More proof that I am not photogenic, especially since computers don't lie. I tried to add a baseball cap, but it wouldn't work, and frankly, I'd devoted too much time to it already.
I didn't see the Simpsons movie over the weekend, but I did see Harry Potter and the Odor of the Penis. I didn't understand it, but the effects were cool. It seems every respected British actor is being cast in these films. I suspect Vanessa Redgrave, Peter O'Toole, and Amy Winehouse will be featured in the upcoming installments.
Had dinner over in Capitol Hill Saturday night. It's looking really nice over there. Lots of restaurants with outdoor seating are popping up all over 8th Street. We ate at the Banana Cafe, cuz I wanted to try some Puerto Rican food, to see what Ricky Martin ate while growing up. Apparently he ate a lot of plantains. They put them in everything. No wonder she bangs.
Trying to find parking back in Dupont at midnight proved to be futile. We had to park in Maryland and walk back. I hear a lot of people talking about the demise of 17th Street, but it was bustling with blondes in cocktail dresses, angertwinks and some women, too.
We stopped at Rimming Tims earlier; Mr. Bartender loaded it me up with lots of Diet Coke, so I had to urinate badly. I stopped at McDonald's to unload. The bathroom was locked. I told one of the employees, and she was all, "Usted debe comprar algo utilizar el cuarto de baño." So I said, "Okay, I'll have a caramel sundae." I asked how much it was. "$1.10." Really? I haven't paid under 3 dollars for anything since 1995. This McDonald's place is fantastic! Granted, it was probably made with e-coli, but it was still very tasty. Suddenly, everything seemed right with the world.
As I continued my long walk home, a bird shit on me.
Posted by durban bud at July 30, 2007 12:29 PM
Comments
Sadly enough -- everytime I submitted my photo to the simponsizer thing -- a lady simpson came back *sigh*
Posted by: Ken at July 30, 2007 02:21 PM
Your character doesn't quite capture your "bud-ness". He looks like Homer with a goatee, and hair. You're much more Bart.
Posted by: copperred at July 30, 2007 02:41 PM
That was the same character that came back for me when I uploaded my photo! We're twins! (Or, it's all a big old hoax!)
Posted by: Bubala at July 30, 2007 03:32 PM
Dude, your avatar looks jaundiced.
Posted by: Raybob at July 30, 2007 05:33 PM
A bird shit on E.Shrew on Sunday too! He said that was "Good Luck", but I told him that I think it was really "Bad Karma". Ha Ha. He was wearing a black shirt and the bird poo was white. He had to turn around and change his shirt because we were heading to the Bourbon Pub.
I think you make a sexy Simpsons Character. ;)
Posted by: brettcajun at July 30, 2007 10:30 PM
I could never get the damn thing to work either. I finally gave up. I loved the movie though. Very typical Simpson's style.
Sorry about the bird...
Posted by: moby at July 30, 2007 10:38 PM
LOL, yeah McDonald's has that $1 menu now, which sundaes is one of the options. And the Simpson's thing is a joke. Most of my pics it said it couldn't find a face, either. And once it did work, I couldn't tell where it looked anything like me. The funny thing is, that I've seen some where it looks like them (like that Tom guy on MySpace).
Posted by: Steve at July 30, 2007 11:48 PM
Are you SURE you aren't using Twitter? That was another twitteresque posting...
Posted by: cb at July 31, 2007 11:23 AM
8th Street is great...I work over there now, and walk there often for lunch. Doesn't hurt that the Marine Corp. Barracks are there too...WOOF!!
Posted by: Mike at August 1, 2007 09:44 AM