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July 31, 2007
Scissor Sisters
This was one of the best episodes of South Park from last season. Here's a clip:
Do people actually scissor? And if two women can do it, then why not two men? I guess it would be kinda painful, but isn't most gay sex?
I'm totally gonna scissor you the next time I see you.
Here are some reactions to scissoring:
Clickboo:
Carolyn Kepcher:
Bill O'Reilly:
Jimbo:
Laura Bush:
Posted by durban bud at July 31, 2007 09:39 PM
Comments
Ewww! I so don't even wanna know.
Posted by: moby at July 31, 2007 10:44 PM
I'm surprised they paid for the rights to Melissa E's song.
Great clip... you can scissor me never of course!
Posted by: TOS at July 31, 2007 10:54 PM
I think someone has a little too much free time. The Jimbo reaction shot is genius!
Posted by: rodger at August 1, 2007 12:19 AM
U know i consider this site better than college. Why?? Because I have a B.S. In Forensic Anthropology and a Minor in Criminal Justice and dont remember shit i was taught. But I can recall every posting i have ever read here and the new thing i learned from said posting. And today . . . I learned about scissoring.
Thanx TJ!!!!!!
Posted by: Mavryk at August 1, 2007 02:26 AM
Scissoring is for lesbos. I want some good old fashioned butt sex.
Posted by: brettcajun at August 1, 2007 06:33 AM
LMAO...thanks for the chuckle..AND it's HUMP DAY!!!!
Posted by: YNAGER '56 at August 1, 2007 09:25 AM
There's something fishy about that video....
Posted by: Steve at August 1, 2007 09:54 AM
OMG, you are always there to help. Thanks for giving my sex life that extra boost with scissoring.
Posted by: Sarah Spelled the Right Way at August 1, 2007 10:29 AM
I totally missed that episode.
I wonder what Charlene thinks of scissoring?
Posted by: jimbo at August 1, 2007 01:05 PM
I agree with Mavryk--durban bud is much better than a college education.
Posted by: Dagon at August 1, 2007 01:45 PM
TJ when gays do it it's called "forking"
Posted by: Tim at August 1, 2007 03:37 PM
I wonder how Alexyss Tylor feels about scissoring.
Posted by: ivan at August 1, 2007 04:45 PM
I had to come back and comment again. This was very well done and creative. Tipping hat off to you.
Posted by: Steve at August 1, 2007 06:17 PM
I took the photo of Jimbo, so I'll tell the truth about what I saw that day. He LOVES scissoring with a passion that is so disgusting and wrong that Jesus weeps while Jimbo is scissoring Satan. Amen.
Posted by: homer at August 1, 2007 10:29 PM
Durban Bud is the hottest thing going in DC these days. This blog makes me giggle every day!
Posted by: tom at August 2, 2007 02:36 AM
Xerxes? Miss(ter) Garrison scissored another trannie named Xerxes?
I'll never be right again.
SW!
Posted by: Sean. Spelled the Right Way. at August 4, 2007 09:24 AM
HOLY SHIT! I think I just peed myself a little. Scissor me timbers!
(and then the addition of Xerxes!!!)
Posted by: cb at August 6, 2007 08:32 AM