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July 20, 2007

The Atlantis Bag is the New Rainbow Bumper Sticker

This week has gone swimmingly.

I'm heading up to NYC to attend a funeral. Rob's grandfather passed away. Sad, but expected; he was 93.

I have to wear a suit. Sad, but expected. I don't have a garment bag, so I shall be stuffing it in my Atlantis Cruise bag, that they handed out for free during our trip with them. I'm very classy, y'know. They're actually quite handy for small trips.

Carrying around an Atlantis bag pegs me as a homosexual (for those in the know), which is cool; it's like a secret handshake.

Rob is already there. He says the house is full of food. It's interesting that people bring a lot of food over after a death. Nothing eases the pain quite like getting fat. I've used the word 'quite' twice already. I'm quite gay! Quite, quite, quite. Anyway, I'm totally bringing some tupperware to load up on all that food. It musn't go to waste, and our fridge is empty!

Gotta catch a train.

Quite.

Posted by durban bud at July 20, 2007 04:53 PM

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Train or plane?
My grandma is also 93 and has just been diagnosed with ALS. Two clients of mine died within the last couple of weeks ... Funerals 'R Us, it seems.

Wind to thy Wings, brother.

Posted by: Raybob at July 20, 2007 06:21 PM

Thanks for your support. Would I be in danger of adoptive-parent musclebear violence at Blowoff?

My grandmother is here for the weekend--she's 94 and overall very healthy, except that's she's almost blind, halfway deaf, and stricken with crippling arthritis. She talks frequently about being ready to die and just waiting around "for the Lord to take" her. I don't know what my point is exactly, just that it's sometimes hard to know what to feel about these situations.

Posted by: Dagon at July 21, 2007 01:55 AM

you guys think you're gonna breakout and hit the town at all? funurals aren't super festive, but the summer faggotry is real happenin' right now. i wasn't gonna go out this weekend, but i would if i knew y'all would be out... and i could tell you all about rochester ride and how i hooked up with the hottest guy in town ;)

Posted by: habitat67 at July 21, 2007 03:50 AM

Two things:
1) Sorry to hear about the grandfather passing.
2) I really want to go on a gay cruise.

Posted by: sandy at July 21, 2007 08:00 AM

That was quite funny!

Posted by: Mark at July 21, 2007 10:44 AM

Are you here in NYC all weekend?

Posted by: patrick at July 21, 2007 11:23 AM

Sorry to hear about Rob's grandfather. Give Rob a big 'ol hug from the both of us.

Posted by: Bubala at July 21, 2007 02:50 PM

Funeral food is the best! Casseroles! YUM!

Posted by: Herb at July 21, 2007 06:12 PM

I'm sorry to hear of Rob's loss. My thought are with him. As for the Atlantis bag, I have 4 and love them all! On the ferry from PTown to Boston last week I was one of three boys to have one.

Posted by: chris at July 22, 2007 03:11 AM

My great grandmother lived to be 103. Think of it, a whole century of life.

You are so right about the food too! There was enough food 100 people for a week. hehehe

Posted by: moby at July 23, 2007 04:35 AM

I can see a future in Tupperware sales for you.

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Posted by: O at July 23, 2007 09:18 AM

The funeral is over and we are now home. Thank you for thinking of me. His passing is bittersweet. Of course he will be missed but our family takes solace in that he had a great life. My grandfather (and grandmother too) were amazing individuals.

Their families both immigrated to the Unites States from the same village in Italy. They met one another in NYC and lived there most of their lives, though they eventually moved to Westchester and in their retired years spent winters in FL. They were ahead of their time, having started a business together and building it into a successful venture. My grandfather learned to upholster as a young man and worked his way to the top, eventually opening a furniture manufacturing plant in Hoboken NJ-- which my grandmother ran as well.

They were incredibly generous. Countless people stopped to tell us of all the kind deeds my grandparents did for other people. They did these out of the respect they felt for other people; they never forgot their humble roots and they never expected anything in return. Examples of my grandfather's generosity include: promising their maid's son if he kept his grades up they would send him to college (they did and he is quite successful now), approaching the disadvantaged children (none of whom they knew) who lived around the factory and buying them shoes and school supplies, and finally, upon being asked by the local orphanage to upholster some furniture, realizing he could not afford to pay one of his employees to do the work for free, my grandfather canceled his long planned vacation and upholstered the chairs himself. Of course there are many more stories.

As a grandfather, his generosity knew no limits. I was incredibly lucky to have such an amazing grandfather. And yes there was an abundance of food (we are an Italian family after all) and I traveled to NY with my Atlantis bag.

Posted by: rob (the other half) at July 23, 2007 11:06 AM

What remarkable and wonderful people your grandparents must have been, Rob. My heartfelt condolences on your loss, and I celebrate the great man your grandfather was and the positive effect he had on those around him, especially you.

Posted by: Dan at July 24, 2007 12:24 AM

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