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July 26, 2007
Twitter, a Parody
If I still had Netflix, I would totally rent Saturn 3. about 15 minutes ago from web
Made a smoothie with blueberries, soy milk, and a banana. Also added a protein boost. about 2 hours ago from web
Rob was just about done reading Harry Potter, but realized the book was missing 33 pages. about 6 hours ago from text
Just woke up. Had a dream I was playing poker with Jesus and Amy Ray from the Indigo Girls. Amy kept humming "Shame on You" to Jesus. I won. about 7 hours ago from web
Made a poop. Only took 3 wipes. Who knew watermelon seeds were so indestructible! They should make airplanes out of them. 07:43 AM July 25, 2007 from text
Touched myself inappropriately. 05:32 PM July 24, 2007 from text
Checked out We, Like Sheep's site. Still don't understand what the ביתחולים he's talking about. 11:32 AM July 23, 2007 from web
@ Copperred - The Crew Club is open 24 hours, I believe. 05:31 PM July 22, 2007 from text in reply to copperred
Wrote a song. Goes like this: Eatin' liver, eaten fries, eatin' things still alive. Regurgitate, Regurgitate. If you don't like what you ate, why don't you regurgitate. Regurgitate, Regurgitate. It's just a rough draft. 11:21 AM July 22, 2007 from web
That Kathy Griffin is a hoot! She's coming to DC in September. Can someone hook me up with tix and backstage passes? Thx. 10:31 PM July 21, 2007 from web
Brushed my teeth with a new toothbrush. I think I need veneers. 07:12 AM July 21, 2007 from text
*The real Twitter is here.
Posted by durban bud at July 26, 2007 01:18 PM
Comments
I didn't understand Twitter either TJ. But then I figured it was a good propaganda tool. ;) So... I added it to my blog.
Posted by: brettcajun at July 26, 2007 07:27 PM
Next skillz for TJ: getting down from 3 to 1. Clean. Tidy. Possible. But I always shower afterwards; no one wants surprises.
Posted by: Andrew at July 26, 2007 08:20 PM
I take twitter lightly, but I definitely use it. It's fun to peek in on what people are doing. Plus I like getting blurbs from CNN and Rolling Stone. Didn't your Mom tell you not to eat Watermellon seeds?
Posted by: Steve at July 26, 2007 08:39 PM
I had no idea you were on twitter. I don't think I've ever gotten a msg from you.
Posted by: copperred at July 27, 2007 09:52 AM
I hate Twitter and resent your having alerted me to its existence.
Posted by: Dagon at July 27, 2007 04:25 PM
I've look at that Twitter site 6 times now. I'm still confused.
Posted by: LOL GAY at July 28, 2007 02:11 PM
You can't get Saturn 3 because all you can do is save it to your queue. No add...yet.
Posted by: Cool "Disco" Dan at July 28, 2007 08:43 PM
Don't let him lie to you, Brett still doesn't understand it...He keeps bugging me for advice.
Always having SOMETHING to say, I love it.
Posted by: moby at July 29, 2007 11:14 PM