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July 25, 2007
First They Came
When the heterosexuals moved into our neighborhoods,
I remained silent;
I was not a realtor.
When they pushed their strollers down our streets,
I remained silent;
I was not a parent.
When they started wearing our Lucky Jeans,
I did not speak out;
I was not a fashionista.
When they came for our favorite sex practice,
I finally spoke out, "Bitch, you've got your own hole for THAT, back off! Leave us something."
I'm not surprised anymore.
Posted by durban bud at July 25, 2007 12:20 AM
Comments
LOL As long as they don't start hanging in the Saliva Pit at Blowoff!
Posted by: Steve at July 25, 2007 04:44 AM
Hi T - thoughts with Rob as 90 is really still too young. And yes Harry Potter does take priority over butt sex - which is tragic.
Now to hetros - good poem but, believe me, after they have their kids and their mates down the pub know their balls have done their duty and they are not 'poofs' - they hit the sex clubs to "find themselves". Sadly, it's often you and me they latch onto. Worse, hetros, just look at straight porn (not suggesting this should be done) put in in the back region without condoms and then put it in their mouths. Ew.
Posted by: Mike at July 25, 2007 04:48 AM
Ha...that's great
Posted by: stebbins at July 25, 2007 09:57 AM
It just proves the heteros want to be exactly like us. Shouldn't we get royalties or something everytime a hetero makes sweet butt love?
Posted by: Zack at July 25, 2007 12:59 PM
Homonormativity isn't the greatest internal threat to the continuity of straight culture, I guess.
Posted by: Huntington at July 25, 2007 02:27 PM
They haven't stolen double anal penetration yet, at least for the moment!!!
Posted by: homer at July 25, 2007 03:31 PM
Next stop... fisting!!! *paging Mister Fister, paging Mister Fister... heteros, line 1*
Posted by: TOS at July 25, 2007 10:59 PM
one of the best blog entries I've ever seen. I'm totally stealing it.
Posted by: Chad at July 25, 2007 11:04 PM
Straight people have been fisting for AGES, did Margaret Cho teach you nothing? No, next they'll be coming for being honest and open about their open relationship and why Dashiel and Apple have 2 full time daddies, 4 full time moms and 56 "friend-parents".
Posted by: copperred at July 26, 2007 09:55 AM
I don't mind what they do, but can't they do it in private without rubbing our noses in their disgusting hetro behavior. I'm live and let live but I wish they would stop trying to force their breeder lifestyles on us.
Posted by: Tony at July 26, 2007 10:52 AM