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August 20, 2007
May Cause Gambling
Like most people, I spent the weekend pondering what it must feel like to suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome. Some friends of mine believe they may have this affliction. But isn't shaking your leg just a symptom of anxiety?
Anyway, there is a new commercial for a RLS drug called Mirapex. The commercial explains one of the potential side effects is compulsive gambling. Hmm. Really? How is that even possible? This might explain the huge line of Ethiopians at the Korean store stocking up on lottery tickets. I shouldn't sigh so loud when waiting behing them in line; they're just suffering from Restless Leg Syndrome.
The website for Mirapex says: "Some people who take MIRAPEX can become sleepy or fall asleep while doing normal everyday activities like driving a car....There are reports of some people having hallucinations (seeing, hearing, feeling, smelling, or tasting something that does not actually exist) while taking MIRAPEX."
It's good to see LSD is now available by a prescription.
The commercial also says to consult your doctor if you notice yourself having intense sexual urges.
LSD with a hint of meth!
Clever marketing. I have a feeling we're going to see several more people suddenly suffering from this disease. Invest in Boehringer Ingelheim Pharmaceuticals today.
Posted by durban bud at August 20, 2007 11:55 PM
Comments
Wild, huh? How can a fucking drug cause gambling? Oh, wait; alcohol's been doing that for decades ...
Actually, LSD with a hint of meth sounds kinda nice.
Posted by: raybob at August 21, 2007 03:01 AM
I want to invest. Will you be my financial advisor, TJ? :) LOL Thanks buddy. I was feeling bitchy today and this post totally brought a smile to my face. You da man!!
Posted by: Rob at August 21, 2007 09:35 AM
I should offer my bedroom for clinical trials.
Posted by: homer at August 21, 2007 11:46 AM
And someone should film those clinical trials and post them on xtube.
Posted by: patrick at August 21, 2007 02:41 PM
Isn't it hilarious that a drug for something that can't possibly be that much a problem causes so many problems. Sign me up!
Posted by: jamy at August 21, 2007 03:43 PM
LOL @ Homer. I don't understand why this drug passed FDA standards with such dangerous side-effects. Besides, in the grand scheme of things, how bad can RLS really be? Take a dang Lunesta if it keeps you from sleeping!
Posted by: Steve at August 21, 2007 04:04 PM
I recall that this drug was first (or at least previously) approved to treat Parkinson's disease. Then a lot of older folks with Parkinson's and who were not previously gamblers started hitting the casino's. Strange and seemingly irresponsible that the pharm. company would broaden the conditions for which the drug is approved to treat..... My husband has RLS (or something like "occasional" RLS) and it's a pain (literally, in my legs). But I'd rather get the occasional kick in the middle of the night than have him sneaking away to a casino.
Posted by: Andrew at August 21, 2007 05:07 PM
I'm just at a loss to understand why intense sexual urges would be considered a problem.
Posted by: TED at August 21, 2007 08:13 PM
I usually consult another gay guy when I have intense sexual urges, although the doctor thing could be hot too, depending of course.
Posted by: Dan at August 21, 2007 10:59 PM