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August 19, 2007

Revenge of the Batty Gods

Jamaica is one of the most homophobic places in the world. Apparently it's not all Sandals resorts there! Such nice people.

I've never been.

Article 76 (Unnatural Crime)
"Whosoever shall be convicted of the abominable crime of buggery [buttsex] committed with mankind, shall be liable to be imprisoned and kept to hard labour for a term not exceeding ten years."

Abominable is such a subjective word. Obviously the writers of Jamaican Law haven't been buggered by the right man.

I'll never spend my batty dollars in that beautiful nightmare.

Nature is a drag queen. And she's pissed, mon.

Posted by durban bud at August 19, 2007 01:04 PM

Comments

Have a friend who called about getting a hotel there with his partner...the guy on the other end hung on him when he told them the room would be for two guys.
Terrible place...where's Pat Robertson's logic now? "Florida will be hit by hurricanes for celebrating gay days at Disney". Uhm...Jamaica aint exactly celebrating it, are they mon?
What a crazy world.

Posted by: Mike at August 19, 2007 04:32 PM

and here i am thinking jamaica is an absolute paradise. well then, goodbye jamaica!

on a lighter note, i find this funny:

Under Jamaican law a male can be slapped with a sentence of up to nine years if caught in a compromising position with another man.

um, i think the Jamaican gov't meant cumpromising.

Posted by: Kiss My Mike at August 19, 2007 07:51 PM

One would think a nation known for pot would be a lot more tolerant.

Posted by: Steve at August 19, 2007 07:57 PM

I remember reading how a few of the rappers from that area espoused homophobic comments, in particular, Shabba Ranks (I think that's how you spell his name). All in the name of art! I remember being disappointed by Green from Scritti Politti doing a song with Shabba (She's A Woman) and thought, how could you. Yep seems not a tolerant society.

PS: Arpad the porn star does escort work!!!!!!!!! Saving my money now (thanks the divine I'm versitile :))))

Posted by: Mike (Australia) at August 19, 2007 11:11 PM

hmm... Is throwing a bunch of homos in jail together really such a good 'punishment'? :-)

Posted by: Matticus at August 19, 2007 11:26 PM

My hubby and I were just discussing this yesterday, when we were recommending a friend might want to reconsider planning a vacation to these homophobic island places, eg, Jamaica, Fiji, Maldives, et al. I'll spend my tourism money where I won't risk doing time for buggery.

Posted by: sandy at August 19, 2007 11:57 PM

I remember going down to Ft. Lauderdale and someone suggested a side trip to either the Bahamas or Jamaica. I could only think, "hmmmm... super gay friendly Ft. Lauderdale where men and sex are all possible? Or Jamaica or Bahamas, where I will be killed if I even say the word 'gay'? Hmmm.... tough one..."

Can't say Jamaica sounds like anything but a horrorshow as a vacation spot.

Though, I do hope they get through the hurricane without too much hurt.

Posted by: atari_age at August 20, 2007 08:49 AM

The warmer it is, the more backward it is.

Posted by: copperred at August 20, 2007 04:09 PM

Explain Greece then Herr Carl??? :-P

Jamaica, the Bahamas, Grand Cayman and all the other gay-hating islands in the Caribbean can all go piss off as far as I am concerned. I'll gladly spend my money in Puerto Rico where gays are treated the same, if not better, than in some parts of the U.S. On some fronts, they're making more progress than most places in the south and middle of this country!

Posted by: TOS at August 20, 2007 09:50 PM

But Carl, your theory doesn't explain Wisconsin.

Posted by: jimbo at August 20, 2007 10:41 PM

Greece isn't a model of openness, no matter what short lived excess may occur on one island or another. It is consistently, along with Cyprus and Malta, arrayed against the work for equality within the EU. It's justice system looks like it was the model for Bush's fantasies. It might seem fine standing next to Syria, but not next to Germany, or the Netherlands...

WI at least isn't FL, AR, or SC, right? I'm thinking it doesn't have chain gangs too.

Posted by: copperred at August 21, 2007 11:07 AM

Wow, I would've never guessed. Nice to know...

Posted by: Sorata at August 21, 2007 11:30 AM

Explain Spain or Mexico City, Herr Carl??? :-P

Posted by: Huntington at August 21, 2007 05:46 PM

Now Huntington, you know Spain's history with the Catholic church (considered by many to have the moral authority of Pétain) makes things different, especially after Franco. Mexico City is the capital, with PRD rule, and isn't usually as backward as the rest of the country.

Jamaica, or any former British colony in the Caribbean, is pretty much guaranteed to be a hellhole for gays. Give me a nice French colony any time.

Posted by: copperred at August 22, 2007 12:32 AM

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