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August 08, 2007
Super Catastrophic Fragmentation
In celebration of bear week, I've been eating lots of salmon and shopping for bear toilet paper holders. It's exhausting being a bear. Although I'm not really a bear; I'm more of a meerkat. But there are no Moonlight Madness Parties at Holiday Inns for meerkats. So I'm a bear. But not really. I'm also a liar and a thief.
Jamy pointed out a link to Big Bear Cafe -- which is only about 16 blocks from me. I'm intrigued. I think I'll stop by. I would love to get my paws on a cup of pennyroyal tea. Plus, they have wireless!
While sipping my tea at Big Bear Cafe, I'll probably read through a copy of A Bear's Life. The tag line for that magazine is "Celebrating The Masculine Community." I have no comment.
And I'm a young bear, cuz according to the Real Age Calculator (found via Sarah, who is not a bear), I'm only 22. So I guess I'm a cub.
What type of animal I'm labeled will be irrelevant, though, once a large asteroid hits our planet. And it will happen, eventually. And we'll have to start all over again.
Posted by durban bud at August 8, 2007 06:03 PM
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You'll have to start your own bare assed moonlight parties. Invite all the Jehovah's witnesses and some recovering Mormons.
According to that I'm pre-twink, and have still 16 years of gay life ahead of me. YAY!
Posted by: copperred at August 8, 2007 06:28 PM
dude, seriously, watch out for Sleestacks.
Posted by: LOL GAY at August 8, 2007 07:48 PM
I avoid that mag for the very reason you listed.
Posted by: moby at August 8, 2007 08:34 PM
You just crack (hehe) me the fuck up... I wish I was gonna be up 95 this weekend for the bear fun, but I cant...arrgghhh... enjoy all the hair, bears, leather, slings, lips, ass, nips, beards....oh, wait, sorry... have fun... but not too much (and take lots of pics)...god I am a dork...or just drunk again...heheh..
Posted by: Kelly at August 8, 2007 10:03 PM
You seem more like a okapi than a meerkat.
Posted by: homer at August 8, 2007 10:14 PM
I think of you more as a squotter-- half squirrel and half otter. But meerkat also works.
Posted by: cb at August 9, 2007 08:31 AM
Well, according to that calculator, I'm 15. Which means a lot of guys' ass would be in jail for jail-bait. :P
Posted by: Steve at August 9, 2007 09:21 AM
The calculator says that I'm 21, which means that my husband is now 26 years older than me. Good thing I like daddy types!
Posted by: Zack at August 9, 2007 09:33 AM
Hey my real age is 22 as well...now if I only felt 22!
Posted by: Michael at August 9, 2007 09:56 AM
In completely irrelevant news, "Pennyroyal Tea" is all kindsa awesome, esp. the unplugged version where Kurt almost forgets the words just before "I'm on warm milk and laxatives"....
Posted by: johnny at August 9, 2007 11:55 AM
Thanks my bear buddy. I found out that my "real age" is 24 and a half. The half makes all the difference, I'm sure!! :) lol Hope you have all kinds of wild animalistic fun this weekend. You do know I'm living vicariously through YOU, right??! Hehe. Cheers bro! Wish I could be there. Big bear hugz...
Posted by: Rob at August 9, 2007 02:25 PM
OMG! I am only 19!!! I AM YOUNGER THAN YOU! YESSSSSS! That means you'll get crows feet first! Woohoo! No more crow's feet for me!
Posted by: brettcajun at August 9, 2007 02:28 PM
I'm 40 again. And I had to cheat to get it there...
Posted by: Herb at August 9, 2007 08:45 PM
Sometimes I feel like a bear with all my facial hair.
Posted by: Sarah Spelled the Right Way at August 10, 2007 09:21 AM
I love meerkats. Cute, furry, intelligent, personable, curious, and always monitoring their surroundings. I want one!
Posted by: Mike at August 10, 2007 11:00 AM
I'm about as unBear as they get. But I do like me a little bit of fur on a man. Kind of like my friend Chandler, who is even more hairless than I am, yet finds himself drawn to/accepted by you hirsute types and hangs out in your dens of iniquity. He calls himself "the Jane Goodall of the Bear Community."
Also, my "real" age is 21 1/2, which makes me more than a decade younger than my calendar age. I'd probably be jailbait if I weren't such a damn lush.
Posted by: Rob at August 10, 2007 11:26 AM
OMG according to this thing, I’m 13.7…just a mere spring of a girl ROMAL.
Posted by: wyocwby at August 10, 2007 04:54 PM
ew. i got 14. but i'm 29. i would not fuck me at 14.
Posted by: ro at August 11, 2007 02:53 PM
I know the owners of the BBC, they're wicked nice (and str8, who knew they were so cool!) and everybody should go visit them. Plus they are both furniture designers, I wish I was as interesting!
Posted by: TOS at August 12, 2007 10:06 PM