You've got to be kidding me. She must have been programmed to include Iraq and South Africa into any answer. Duh, where are the best beaches in South Carolina?

I love your blog. Thanks for a great laugh.

Honestly, that was too painful to watch all the way through.

The one holding the mike is prettier.

oh wow - i couldn't really believe what i was hearing.

fucking hilarious!!!!!

Ooh - that makes my stomach churn.

Um, but I did have a friend in HS who, in her senior year did not know that Kansas was a state. "Oh, come on! I know it's a city."

Uh, yes dear, but it's a state, too. Here, let me show you - it's slap in the middle of the US. It's where Dorothy got sucked up to Oz by the tor-fucking-nado.

Um...what? OK, so....yeah.

I read (so it must be true) that some very large percentage of USPostal employees thought that New Mexico was part of Mexico...did not know it was a state, even with the zipcode.

I love her - she's adamant in what she says.

if mario lopez held his big "microphone" in front of MY face, i probably wouldn't be able to say anything rational either. i'd just drool and blather. did you see the size of his microphone?! i think she showed exceptional self control by not bending forward to suck it. [oops --i guess it's comments like this that get you blocked by panera.]