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September 12, 2007
Angertwink
I wish I had an ounce of this guy's passion for something. But I don't.
Y'know when a friend gets wasted and starts to get all emotional on you? That's what it looks like.
I realize this video is everywhere. My apologies for my lack of originality.
Posted by durban bud at September 12, 2007 10:36 AM
Comments
i only remember them puking everywhere
Posted by: Tim at September 12, 2007 10:51 AM
I haven't even clicked the link yet, but I'm assuming it's Chris Crocker's Britney video that's everywhere today. She's on Howard Stern right now. And she's supposed to be on The View later today. Bitch needs an agent pronto.
Posted by: chrisb at September 12, 2007 11:17 AM
Oh gawd-- that is so completely tragic.
Posted by: cb at September 12, 2007 12:02 PM
My thoughts regarding this clip: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
Posted by: anger hangover at September 12, 2007 12:12 PM
Um...what's with the whole being under the sheet?
Posted by: Cobban at September 12, 2007 12:13 PM
I love Chris Crocker very much.
Posted by: jimbo at September 12, 2007 12:13 PM
Holy crap. I mean, I'm all for not piling on to someone in a bad way. But this is a bit too emotional. I mean unless she knows Britney personally, I'm not sure I could get that upset about it.
Posted by: atari_age at September 12, 2007 12:15 PM
You're never unoriginal, hon.
Um, but that video kinda makes my stomach hurt.
Posted by: raybob at September 12, 2007 12:22 PM
Sigga, PLEASE...that video's been all over the intertubes for DAYS! Try to keep up! Sorry I just couldn't resist. The last post made me laugh so that coffee went right up my nose.
Posted by: Boomer at September 12, 2007 1:22 PM
Wait wait wait. That's a guy? I thought it was a baby dyke with a bad haircut.
Posted by: Dennis at September 12, 2007 2:33 PM
Hey! Wasn't that Steve (aka DiamondFistWerny) in that video? It's so nice to finally put a face to the name.
Posted by: Bubala at September 12, 2007 3:11 PM
First time I've seen it. It makes me uncomfortable, like seeing someone have a seizure on Ninth Avenue...
Posted by: Dan at September 12, 2007 5:22 PM
Betty Davis wanna be??? hmmm... it is Britney for goodness sake... yikes... I wish I had that kind of passion for something (besides vodka)
Posted by: Kelly at September 12, 2007 9:29 PM
LEAVE DURBAN ALONE YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE"S NOT WELL!!!
Posted by: patrick at September 12, 2007 9:30 PM
Um, why is Avril Lavigne so upset in that video?
Posted by: ivan at September 12, 2007 10:19 PM
Buddha willing, she doesn't actually vote.
Posted by: S. McHo at September 12, 2007 11:13 PM
Ooh, law.
Posted by: Raybob at September 13, 2007 12:16 AM
One can only assume that you will soon be changing your blog's name to allthingsbritney.com. Or maybe vividblurry.
Frankly, I'm not optimistic about how it'll look after the accompanying redesign.
Posted by: Teddy at September 13, 2007 12:33 AM
No liquid tears. Swipes at eyes, but nothing wiped away. Oh, so fake. Gut-wrenchingly, strangely, fake.
Posted by: raybob at September 13, 2007 1:00 AM
What the fuck was that?? I mean dont get me wrong, if that guy was acting I hope he is very soon to be someone's award winning child. If he wasn't--- then maybe he should be looking into having some deep conversations with someone with a LOT of certificates on their wall. I dunno, just an idea. . . .
Posted by: Mavryk at September 13, 2007 1:33 AM
I guess dem bitches got ghetto on Britney one too many times...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp9eh0dAcwc
Posted by: Dan at September 13, 2007 5:16 AM
That guy just canceled out all advances in gay stereotypes by about 40 years...
Posted by: TOS at September 13, 2007 6:02 AM
My head hurts after watching that video. Actually no, it hurts because I watched this other video of his... I mean hers.
These videos are going to make my meditation session very interesting.
Posted by: Sorata at September 13, 2007 7:28 AM
bitch, please
Posted by: stebbins at September 13, 2007 10:26 AM
DBUD, you are sometimes behind the times in music, but your finger is always on the pulse of pop culture.
I am hoping someone submits a Chris Crocker like video of themself in my Jiggy Dance Whoreoff on Saturday. That would be sooooo sweeeeeet.
Come on DBUD... you'd be a great Chris Crocker knockoff. ;)
Big Hug. Nip Tug. Slurp. Sloppy Kisses.
Posted by: brettcajun at September 13, 2007 10:32 AM
He is acting. Look closely and you will notice his “crocodile tears” or more accurately his lack of tears. No one, not even a drama queen is that over the top.
Posted by: rob (the other half) at September 13, 2007 1:35 PM
Umm...who's sick right now? And what's this 'you gotta go through me first' bit? I don't see an Oscar in her future.
Posted by: rodger at September 13, 2007 3:28 PM
Rob (TOH), I wish I could agree that no one's that over the top in real life. You and TJ must not have the George-and-Martha relationship that some of us have occasionally imagined.
Posted by: Huntington at September 13, 2007 3:32 PM
Chris Crocker has officially jumped the shark:
Posted by: JD at September 13, 2007 4:14 PM
Dagon sent me this link of Crocker (appropriate name, btw) getting all incesty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gID5bpXAU
Hmmm. Kinda makes you think he's a gifted actor and clever marketing guru. Then again, Alexyss Tylor isn't acting.
Either way, bravo.
Posted by: durban bud at September 13, 2007 4:49 PM
I've come to doubt even St. Alexyss. The way she drops her ghetto diction and says "And thanks you for watching 'Vagina Power'" at the end of a couple of shows...sounds like she's had voice training that she can switch on or off pretty easily.
Posted by: Dagon at September 13, 2007 7:29 PM
I would love to see Chris Crocker and Alexyss join forces. They could rule YouTube together.
Posted by: Joe.My.God. at September 13, 2007 9:53 PM
did you see how much collagen were in those honkin' lips o' hers? goldie hawn is jell-us!
Posted by: jiminy at September 18, 2007 9:39 PM