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September 30, 2007
Boob
I got a new customized t-shirt. You can see me wearing it and sucking on my about page.
We went to a bear party yesterday, hosted by our hot-tubbing friends. Bear parties are easy to distinguish from burly straight men football parties, by the Just For Men sheen glistening from the furry faces and the absence of football. Also, from the Prince Alberts.
I had a great time. Cheech & Chong were there. Sanjaya and Big Lug as well. And a number of fresh furbots to keep me entertained.
I scouted out foot fetishists, and was able to congregate these men to a small area of the house where I could be ravished with multiple foot rubs. I was told I have a nice arch! Sanjaya demonstrated the spots on a foot that foot fetishists find sexy. I didn't really care, as long as they didn't stop rubbing or shoot a load on my hot arch. I doubt straight guys would rub my feet at one of their parties. Another perk to being a homosexual, I guess.
We finished the evening off by grooming one another.
A sexy furball from Pennsylvania tipped me off to a gay porn version of Netflix called nymMedia. I knew there was a reason the Lord implored me to attend this party. I realize there are plenty of porn rental places around me, but sometimes I prefer not to leave my home or have to deal with this kind of drama. And having gay porn delivered directly into my slot is the way He wants it.
And I pass along this wisdom to you.
Posted by durban bud at September 30, 2007 07:33 PM
Comments
Danggit, I totally forgot about the Bear Party, so I didn't get my feet rubbed nor my back hair picked for nits.
Posted by: jimbo at October 1, 2007 12:40 PM
Hey, nice new pic! You suck well!
Posted by: tonkamanor at October 1, 2007 02:13 PM
I'd say that new T-shirt is tight in all the right places. I'm gonna go rub my arches now ...
Posted by: Zack at October 1, 2007 02:34 PM
I love the pic. I wish it was a little bit closer. I see that you imploy GREAT sucking in technique. I am a master of this! Of course, too much sucking in makes you constipated. NOT GOOD if you are a bottom. ;)
Thanks for FINALLY gracing us with a new pic. Hopefully, there will be plenty more coming.
Posted by: brettcajun at October 1, 2007 06:32 PM
I see your man-boobs.
DB: No, you see my sugar tits. They get tapped in the winter.
Posted by: Mike at October 1, 2007 07:38 PM
We'll see how good this netflix service is... ;-) arabesque is on the way as we speak!
Posted by: TOS at October 1, 2007 10:21 PM
I love man boobies. Well not really.
Posted by: Jeff at October 2, 2007 09:35 AM
Who is Cheech and who is Chong? I still say that I am neither. After all, it was not me who went out the car...
Posted by: Bubala at October 2, 2007 12:24 PM
Damn if you aren't just sexy as hell sucking on that!
Posted by: cb at October 2, 2007 02:08 PM
Mmmm, sugar-tit syrup! Accept no imitations.
Posted by: Huntington at October 2, 2007 03:05 PM
I read that sentence as 'as long as they didn't stop shooting a load on my hot arch'. I guess you see what you want to see! :)
Posted by: HSimpson at October 2, 2007 06:35 PM