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September 19, 2007
Mama's Got a Brand New Nose
Sometimes when I hang out with my friends, they'll preface telling me something with, "This better not end up on your stupid blog." Usually I roll my eyes and think, everyone already knows you like to be dragged around in a diaper, but whatever, I won't say a word. Other friends, on the other hand, will suggest things about themselves to include on this site, and even send photos! That's where Mumping comes into play.
Mumping got a nose job, and like any proud mama, she wants to show it off. And why not? It looks great! Truthfully, I never thought she had a big nose. Unless it's glaring, I tend not to notice things like that on a person. See, I'm not superficial after all. Yay, me!
It never dawned on me that she had an issue with it, until she came over one night and said some homeless guy had just asked her, "Ya got a quarter, ya big nose motherfucker?" So, so rude. It's obvious homeless San Franciscans are infiltrating DC and playing on our insecurities. Go home back!
Her new nose is cute. Since she's Jewish, I've nicknamed it אסף. What? Is that name already taken? But it's so international.
It seems everyone is getting some work done these days. I don't have a problem with people doing it; however, some people get TONS of work done, but none of the procedures included the removal of the angerbitch living inside them. And sometimes that's uglier than the turkey neck they're ironing out. Perhaps surgeons will develop a cutting edge technique for this in the future.
The before and after photos of Mumping's nose are after the jump. אסף is quite stunning, don't ya think?
Posted by durban bud at September 19, 2007 12:10 PM
Comments
The only cure for my anger bitch is a regular poking. ;) That fixes my whole attitude. :)
Posted by: brettcajun at September 19, 2007 01:06 PM
Looks great!
Posted by: condoblogger at September 19, 2007 01:26 PM
She chose a good one! Is that Reese Witherspoon's nose? Or Charlize Theron's?
looks good either way
Posted by: cb at September 19, 2007 01:59 PM
I remember the episode of Gilligan's Island that covered this topic!
Posted by: homer at September 19, 2007 04:19 PM
You made a GOOD choice.
Posted by: ricky at September 19, 2007 06:41 PM
Thanks for the FUN write up TJ. Life is short and it's time to play hard.
It's funny how people say "who's nose did you choose?" With good surgeon's it doesn't work that way as they create something that fits your face and is subtle. That said....... today I saw a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and thought my nose was similiar to hers... what do you think.
xo Mumping
Posted by: Mumping at September 19, 2007 10:44 PM
Thanks to all for the compliments ;). Amyone else want to share plastic surgery stories?
Posted by: Mumping at September 20, 2007 12:22 AM
That's one adorable nose.
Posted by: Dan at September 20, 2007 06:21 AM
It's not really smaller, just better. Very subtle. Nice job. She looks younger....seems like.
Posted by: tom at September 20, 2007 07:33 AM
It makes me sad. I think big noses are sexy.
Posted by: steven at September 20, 2007 09:04 AM
The one on the right is "after" right?
Just Kidding...looks good!
Posted by: Michael at September 20, 2007 10:22 AM
I'm glad she got her nose done to look like mine.
Posted by: jimbo at September 20, 2007 12:53 PM
Makes me wish I could have MY nose done....
Posted by: mark at September 20, 2007 02:05 PM
Hmm. It's not my nose I need work on ... but dammit, those pills just aren't working ;-) ("they said they were guaranteed!")
Mumping, your new schnoz is a beaut. Did it hurt? Do you have post-surgery pics? Eww! Cool. Though I'm a big ole butch bear, I quail at the thought of someone cutting on me ... I get tunnel-vision for stitches. You're more man than I.
DB: I find that VERY hard to believe, Raybob. Don't you have a PA AND hafadas?! You are the king of pain with a crotch of steel!
Posted by: Raybob at September 20, 2007 04:19 PM
I do have a post surgery pics to share, I am not shy as you can tell - lol. Yes, the first three days were rough then I ditched the vicodin and made friends with percoset.
Posted by: Mumping at September 20, 2007 09:45 PM
very nice work. all that matters is that she feels good about it, and she should.
Posted by: Mike at September 20, 2007 11:21 PM
I'm amazed. That is a very conservative nose job. I'm glad your friend found a doctor that didn't want to give her some creepy little ski-jump thing.
Posted by: Aaron at September 21, 2007 02:35 PM
I used to have an issue w/what I call "pity surgery" however, after a friend who only had a very slight overbite had his entire jaw broken and realigned, he was so much happier. His self-esteem improved dramatically.
I actually tend to like the flaws in a person vs the perfections. But I'm weird that way.
Posted by: moby at September 23, 2007 12:43 AM
OK, teej, I'm busted fair and square. But nobody actually cut me, just poked a few teeny, tiny holes here and there. Cutting! Now that's like ... surgery. ;-)
Posted by: Raybob at September 23, 2007 04:12 PM