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September 13, 2007
Pepa Got Pissed and Pulled Out a Pump
Poor Pepa. Salt found Jesus and has refused to perform their classic songs or record new material, leaving Pepa no future with her established brand. That doesn't seem very Christian, yo.
I know it wouldn't be the same, but if I were Pepa -- and some say I am -- I would have replaced Salt with a similar sounding rap chick and named her Paprika, or maybe Cumin. But, instead, Pepa has been in career limbo.
If I were part of a successful gay bear rap duo with, say, Jimbo, and he found Jesus H Christ during our heeeeeeeey-day, and refused to perform our hits, "Smack That (Big Bear Ass)," "Groom Yo Man on the Dancefloor," and "I Can't Believe You Left Me for an Otter (from Bowie, MD)," I would, first, giggle uncontrollably; second, I would kick his poofy gay bear ass. And then I would sue him for ruining our successful gay bear rap group, DurBo (or maybe JimBud).
But that's just me.
Anyway, VH1 is (of course) documenting a potential reunion of Salt N Pepa. Check out a scene from it after the jump. Pray that Satan has some pull in the outcome. Suck it, Jesus. Indeed.
Posted by durban bud at September 13, 2007 12:16 PM
Comments
I think I like DurBo. Our first album could be titled 'Turbo'.
Posted by: jimbo at September 13, 2007 1:13 PM
I think the gay bear rap duo field may already be overcrowded, but I'd certainly buy a DurBo CD.
So who's going to be doing whom on the CD's cover photo?
Posted by: TED at September 13, 2007 1:20 PM
I would only support this new superduo if Jimbo was Charlene on the album cover.
Posted by: brettcajun at September 13, 2007 1:42 PM
I'd be Charlene doing my best Tawny Kitaen on the roof of TJs pimped-out ride.
Posted by: jimbo at September 13, 2007 2:43 PM
I'd love to be Spinderella, cuz Spinderella's not a fella but a girl DJ.
Posted by: anger hangover at September 13, 2007 5:42 PM
DurBo! Love that.
Posted by: Raybob at September 13, 2007 10:58 PM
"Groom Yo Man on the Dancefloor" Is there a story behind this?
DB: Whenever I see a bunch of hairy men together, I imagine them grooming each other like monkeys do. It seems like the right thing to do. So last year when I went to Magnitude -- the big gay dance party during Folsom -- I thought I would try it out. While on the dancefloor with my handsome, hairy friend Matty, I began grooming his furry chest. As I pretended to pick bugs out and eat them -- while nervously looking around, monkey-style -- Matty didn't appreciate it. I'm like, "I don't think people really think you have bugs and that I'm really eating them." But, then again, we were in San Francisco. Anyway, I had to stop. But I still think we should groom each other from time to time. And an anthem celebrating men grooming men is necessary to begin a movement.
Posted by: Chris at September 14, 2007 9:18 AM
You so crazy
I think I wanna have your baby
Posted by: Sarah at September 14, 2007 9:21 AM
TJ: I think you watch too much Animal Planet and Discovery Channel.
Posted by: jimbo at September 14, 2007 1:11 PM
Can't you feel the music pumpin' hard, like I wish Jesus would?
Posted by: cb at September 14, 2007 3:09 PM
allz i got to say is, you and me, baby, ain't nothin but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel . . .
Posted by: t.todd at September 14, 2007 3:37 PM
You're my hero! Personally, I think all the song titles you gave are great, but how adding one called, "Bears (Do It Better)?" Thanks for giving it some thought. LOL DurBo...I fuckin LOVE it!!! :)
Posted by: Rob at September 18, 2007 9:02 AM
Poofy ass bear? Your turning Australian!
As for Salt N Pepa, I saw them in Oz in 94 and despite some silly carrying on they were overall very good live.
And as for grooming - no,no,no and no. I want to run my hands over chests not find last night's date reminders on a man.
Posted by: Mike (Australia) at September 18, 2007 2:01 PM