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September 26, 2007
Sup Mix Kat Chillen in Herndon
Like most people, I spent the past few days contemplating whether Perez Hilton is a top or bottom. I also spent some time surfing the wonderful world of M4M hookups in DC on Craigslist (just for fun!). If you have an hour to spare, it's a worthy eye-opening experience.
Now, clearly I am no expert with online hookups and profile pics (or am I?), but I do have some opinions on what I think works and what doesn't.
To protect the innocent, my critique is available when you click the link below.
Posing like this is probably not a good idea:
Crop! Never include the face of an innocent friend when advertising your butt as a "sperm bank". It's rude.
Even worse, using a photo with your whole family -- especially if you've apparently just escaped a chain-gang. Not cool.
Try to avoid looking like former MTV VJ's:
Don't do this:
I mean, it's cool if you want to wear a bra and panties and play "table" from time to time, but it's not the best scenario to try and pick up a fishing buddy - which is exactly what this guy was looking for, along with a blowjob on the boat.
I could go on, but I won't -- for now.
But one thing is obvious here in DC: You can have sex whenever/wherever/however you want. Hmmm.
Posted by durban bud at September 26, 2007 12:59 PM
Comments
I'm happily married, but sometimes its fun just to see what others are posting. Makes me even happier to see the same ol' face every night.
Posted by: Zack at September 26, 2007 02:47 PM
Look for my BF on that DC site! ;)
DB: I saw him. He was looking for a fishing buddy.
Posted by: brettcajun at September 26, 2007 03:16 PM
Hell, clean up the damn room before you take the picture, for god's sake. Are you advertising that you're a slovenly sperm bank?
Posted by: Raybob at September 26, 2007 03:39 PM
He's a top.
Posted by: Cinnamon Jenkinz at September 26, 2007 03:57 PM
i was a teenage table, too. ask my knees!
Posted by: Brohm at September 26, 2007 05:37 PM
Is the title of this post taken from LOLMANHUNT?
Posted by: Huntington at September 26, 2007 05:43 PM
Fishing? Hmmm, that could have just been a typo.
Posted by: chrisb at September 26, 2007 05:49 PM
Is the guy in the first pic trying to look sexy or is he having a seizure?
Posted by: seth at September 26, 2007 05:53 PM
My favorite ads always read something like "bi-vgl ex-frat top looking for little bro" with a picture of the posters ass in the air. Good Times!
I saw the table ad this weekend too...I thought it was a hausfrau!
Posted by: Chris at September 26, 2007 06:13 PM
White belt! Nothin' hotter than a twink in a white pleather belt.
Posted by: Dagon at September 26, 2007 06:14 PM
This certainly gives us an idea of how your tastes in extra-relationship hookups run. I have to say I'm a bit surprised.
Posted by: TED at September 27, 2007 09:30 AM
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one that cruises Craigslist just for the laugh of it all!
Posted by: Michael at September 27, 2007 10:16 AM
That is NOT a guy playing 'table' is it??
Plus, you know that would be one wobbly table when you start nailing it in the stink tube.
Posted by: cb at September 27, 2007 10:50 AM
I'm glad I'm partnered; I don't miss looking through all of those to find an acceptable top in DC.
A couple of guys have taken the whole idea of ridiculing ads to a new level (though their focus is Manhunt, not Craigslist). See http://unlockforme.blogspot.com.
Posted by: Slutty McHo at September 27, 2007 02:41 PM