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September 14, 2007
The Ice Man of Jiggyness
Brettcajun is holding a jigg-off, where bloggers can submit videos of themselves showing off their mad dance skillz and readers can vote for their favorite.
Well, one fan of hirsute heartthrob Aaron thinks he's the right man for the job. As the anonymous fan commented on Brett's blog, "We want Aaron (Meanwhile)! ...He'd be like the Ice Man of jiggyness and leave the competition agape at his smooth, charismatic moves."
I couldn't agree more. His milkshake at Blowoff is legendary.
So, Aaron, in the immortal words of Salt-N-Pepa:
"Just rock, baby-pop, don’t stop
Stick out your butt, and shake what you got."
This is your calling, Jigga.
Posted by durban bud at September 14, 2007 03:45 PM
Comments
Aaron is dreamy. He doesn't even know I exist. Um, and sadly I can't dance worth a damn. Which makes me invisible to all you cool boys.
Posted by: Raybob at September 14, 2007 03:58 PM
BLUSH. Oh my! I am afraid Aaron would STOMP ME in the Jiggy Dance Whoreoff competition! I am now worried!!! Can someone please trip her when she gets on stage?!
By the way, I used to go to Las Vegas and record Kareokee songs in a video booth upstairs at the Luxor. (I'm a TERRIBLE SINGER... too much vocal chord damage from my favorite activity) I used to always end my songs with a bow and "SUPASTAR!" Ha Ha. Brings back FOND MEMORIES.
Thanks for the post TJ. ;) BIG HUG. I would love more contestants and certainly lots of voters for the Whoriest Jiggy Dancer!
Posted by: brettcajun at September 14, 2007 04:11 PM
Damn, I voted for you on Brett's blog!
Posted by: tonkamanor at September 14, 2007 05:30 PM
Wow. I didn't expect anyone to notice (or take seriously) my comment on Brettcajun's blog (who reads comments, anyway?). I'm stoked you did, though, TJ. Now Aaron *MUST* know he has a fan club.
DB: Anyone who uses the phrase "Ice Man of jiggyness" I take very seriously.
Posted by: Mike at September 14, 2007 06:44 PM
And I thought the title originally said "jigglyness".
Posted by: raybob at September 15, 2007 09:11 AM
T.J., you picked the worst weekend possible to ask me to jiggy. Sadly, I am in St. George, Utah at the moment -- no lie -- to lead support to polygamist leader Warren Jeffs here at our family compound. I need to go in a few minutes to help my uncle's wives make breakfast for their sixteen kids. If there is any jiggy with which to be gotten, it's going to have to happen next week.
Posted by: Aaron at September 15, 2007 09:54 AM
I have seen Aaron dance. He is purposeful, fluid and not in surrender of his dignity.
Posted by: Father Tony at September 17, 2007 11:37 PM
in the alternative, since aaron's hiding out in mormon country, let's have one from Father Tony, eh?
Posted by: lynette at September 18, 2007 11:44 AM