Why the abuse of Joel Osteen? He is not some rapid right wing televangalist. He preaches a very positive message and does not go on and on judging people. In fact his message is rather light on scripture and high on the power of positive thinking. He knows the Secret!

He is too perky for me...but whatever there are bigger douche bags in the world!

Wow, and he can say that with a big smile too!

The chick in the hole also made a cameo on Dirty, Sexy, Money.

It is her. Took 20 years, but she finally got another job.

No abuse from me. Osteen is just as free to worship the Golden Calf as anyone else. Kind of bold of him to call what he preaches Christianity, but I don't own that term either. May he be purified in the squirting red blood of Our Savior, Jesus Christ.

I'm not abusing him. I prayed and asked God to guide me what to write about in my next blog post. I said, "God, what dost thou wish of me to writeth?" God said, "Gurl, turn on CNN." I did what I was told. "You want me to watch Larry King interview mega-church millionaires Joel & Victoria Osteen?" "Yes, my cub, listen closely."

"KING: Do you ever take a political stand? Do you ever discuss Iraq?

J. OSTEEN: I never do. Not -- not in that sense.

We discuss it in the fact that we pray. Many of our members have family members that are over there and family members that they've lost. So, in that sense, we just do our best to support our president, whether we agree or not.

I mean, we don't agree with anybody 100 percent, but we get behind them. We believe God puts the leadership there. And -- but we don't -- I don't take positions like that."

Me: "OMG, you put Bush in power?"
God: "Bitch, please. I'll take credit for many, many things, but I had nothing to do with that douche bag getting elected."
Me: "So why did he say that?"
God: "Behind the perky positivity and painted-on smile is an extremely wealthy family of wolves, with a secret buried in a deep hole in their basement. Also, read this and this."
Me: "I think I understand. I know what to write now, Lord."
God: "Okay, I must go and deal with all the war and devastation now."
Me: "One last question, is there buttsex in heaven?"

Telepathic line aborted.

The Lord moves in mysterious ways His wonders to perform.

I'm in awe...God actually uses the phrase "bitch, please". Now I know why that's become my mantra.

He looks shiny to me.

others have heard his siren call before!

Wow. Lumineers anyone?

Wow. I used to think this guy was one of the better wingnut mega-preachers until I read your link about the veteran being denied his memorial service. Absolutely disgraceful.
Just another sheep in wolf's clothing as far as I'm concerned. All of them are the same.

He reminds me of that creepy Tony Robbins guy.