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October 09, 2007
Mister Fister Bangs a Tranny
I sure hope everyone enjoyed the Columbus Day holiday. I paid tribute by watching Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire and the first Harry Potter. He's simply the John Hughes of our generation. How did you honor the legend?
Mister Fister celebrated along with us, staying over the long weekend. While he was here, these pop-ups appeared frequently on my computer:
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*****DaddyNYC: evening all
***bttm: hi room
***20005: tops?
***20005: doms?
***20005: discipline?
***BTTM: Hey guys! Horny bttm at conn and *** aves looking to be used for your pleasure now with no recip needed whatsoever. PVT / IM me if interested.
This town is full of subs, and they all have my IP address now.
I guess to coincide with the recent trans-inclusion controversy, Mister Fister told us a story about how he made love to a trans man recently. One would expect a woman who has a sex change to be into women, but not always so. Some chicks wanna be guys and still like guys (and vice-versa). Fascinating! See? Gender and sexual orientation are intertwined.
I offered to cook a pork loin one night, but Mister Fister took a hissy fit, complaining about being Jewish and not eating pork or something. I told him, "But it tastes like chicken." I'm guessing the Torah also frowns on DOM/sub gay online hookups, but it's eating pork that takes the cake. Consistency has never been a strength of religion.
I also may or may not have participated in a John Denver karaoke rendition with the Sarge at some point during the weekend, but I don't want to talk about it. For press inquiries, please contact Mr. Bartender.
A good friend told me that his lesbian sister found out her girlfriend cheated on her with a man, so to punish her, she removed all the dildos from their home. That'll teach her!
The new Bachelor has a twin brother. I would enjoy being the bologna in that manwich, though they prolly wouldn't enjoy it as much as I would -- unless I did that thing with my _____, which no one can resist. Mmmmmm.
Anyway, it was a wonderfully educational weekend.
Posted by durban bud at October 9, 2007 10:25 AM
Comments
Holy crap, they're both total dreamboats!
Posted by: jimbo at October 9, 2007 11:09 AM
yeah, I watched that last night too....damn, totally hot, and nice and built and normal, too!
Posted by: stebbins at October 9, 2007 11:33 AM
You have such an interesting life, Mr. Bud!
Posted by: Raybob at October 9, 2007 12:04 PM
While the other half and I were watching Dancing with the Stars (yes I feel like a REAL fag now for admitting that) they kept panning to the bachelor twins in the audience...WOOF! We both said almost simultaneously the same thing about the sandwich...of course without the thing that TJ does with his ____. Whatever that may be. (I am sitting at my desk at work thinking WAY too much about what it may REALLY be.)
Posted by: Boomer at October 9, 2007 01:24 PM
I caught part of that segment with the two guys and twin porn isn't my thing, but damn if I couldn't reconsider.
Posted by: copperred at October 9, 2007 03:20 PM
I know, I've DVR'ing the Bachelor, and fast---forwarding it to scenes where he has his shirt off. I would love to see him and his brother wrestle or something. Hot!!!
Posted by: Patrick at October 9, 2007 04:36 PM
The Bachelor is a dork, but a hot dork!
Posted by: Mumping at October 9, 2007 05:46 PM
Doesn't the Torah also forbid work on the Sabbath? So if Mr. Fister was doing anything but walking to and from temple from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday...
Posted by: TOS at October 9, 2007 09:43 PM
I'll bet the Jewish thing was just an excuse. Isn't ham like really fatty? Maybe he's just being gay and watching his weight.
Posted by: atari_age at October 10, 2007 09:48 AM