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November 05, 2007
Americans Surprised to Learn King Tut Was Not White, Like Jesus and Lee Greenwood
I haven't posted recently. Cuz I'm supposed to be on strike.
Or not.
So King Tut was a twink. Big deal.
Questions:
1. Do Sleep Number beds advertise during the new Bionic Woman?
2. Do you think NBC has secret plans to leave Ann Curry in Antarctica?
3. If a friend pays to download a well-reviewed song from the new Britney Spears record, is he enabling her?
I'm conflicted on many levels.
Over the weekend Rob said that we should consider adopting a child soon, so we'll have someone to take care of us when we're old and frail. Hmm. Good point. But what if our kid hates us, like Angelina Jolie and her father. I'd rather save my money and live in a gay retirement community. Imagine all the friendships, cruising, gossip, bingo and carrot cakes. I think I would enjoy it.
But first we should probably get a dog. And it appears we will be getting one on loan for the next few months. Baby steps.
Posted by durban bud at November 5, 2007 11:49 PM
Comments
Wow do tell! Sorry we've been playing phone tag!
Please say the doggie loan is Bailey, please be Bailey, please be Bailey....
Posted by: TOS at November 6, 2007 06:45 AM
I'm available for adoption. I'm house-trained and make nice cakes.
Posted by: homer at November 6, 2007 08:33 AM
Lee Greenwood? What EVAH made you think of him?
Posted by: tom at November 6, 2007 08:45 AM
We considered adopting a kid too...then thought better of it. Nothing ruins a guy's look faster than kids. We left Boystown after 13 years to move to the burbs (long story...just better not to ask.) The straight guys I ride the train with are overwhelmingly pudgy and not hot compared to the "boys in the hood." The only reason I can think of is their kids. That and I hear that after kids the sex goes out the window too. No wonder these guys are ugly...they have nothing left to live for.
I'm just glad we got 2 terriers instead and the buttsex is still hot.
Posted by: Boomer at November 6, 2007 09:07 AM
So that cute pooch that you wouldn't eat isn't yours? My partner and I want a dog too, but not until we have yard.
Posted by: condoblogger at November 6, 2007 09:33 AM
I think King Tut looks more like good ole American Slim Jim Beef Jerky.
Posted by: Herb at November 6, 2007 09:40 AM
Opt for the dog first, then move onto the kid.
Posted by: Jeff at November 6, 2007 09:53 AM
1. Haven't seen the new Bionic Woman yet, but I doubt Sleep Number will pay for primetime avertising.
2. Who is Ann Curry?
3. Yes.
Posted by: Dennis at November 6, 2007 11:18 AM
Be cautious about adopting Homer, I hear he is a leg humper
Posted by: seth at November 6, 2007 11:55 AM
Not only was Tut a twink, he was also in dire need of some orthodonture work! Sad.
Posted by: cb at November 6, 2007 01:10 PM
Oh, and I think your Old Bionic Woman advertising sleep number beds on the New bionic woman show was too esoteric for some.
I, however, found it highly amusing.
Posted by: cb at November 6, 2007 01:12 PM
I resemble that rumor!
Posted by: homer at November 6, 2007 01:33 PM
Opt for the kid then feed him to the dog.
Posted by: Scott at November 6, 2007 01:34 PM
Just don't eat the dog. Or the kid.
Posted by: Huntington at November 6, 2007 03:33 PM
Hmmm... I'm guessing, if you did get a kid, you wouldn't fall into the pudgy unattractive mode than Boomer mentions. Actually, one thing my neighborhood has is a large number of (presumably) straight DILFs. I mean seriously hot, even when carrying around the screaming aliens.
So there's that look you could go for.
Posted by: atari_age at November 6, 2007 03:42 PM
Okay, it took me over 7 hours, but I finally just got the "on strike" comment and the "sleep number bed" question!
I'm a little slow, you see...
Posted by: Bubala at November 6, 2007 05:26 PM
Pssst.... Mr. TJ... my camera crew needs you to sign this waiver before I come to DC. Basically, it says you can't sue me for putting your mug in pics CLOSER UP than what is normally allowed by your publicist and that nip tugging is not an assault. LOL. Just kindly return it back to my attorneys and make any changes you feel necessary. :)
Posted by: brettcajfun at November 6, 2007 10:41 PM
Posted by: Raybob at November 6, 2007 10:41 PM
I don't want to bring around a cloud to rain on your parade, but you may want to rethink the adoption idea. Have you thought about how old you'll be when that kid is graduating from high school or getting out of juvenile detention?
Adoption is also extremely expensive. For much less money, you can acquire a houseboy. A houseboy provides all sorts of immediate sexual and domestic benefits, and, if you're willing to push the boundaries of the 13th Amendment a little, you can even use him to generate a revenue stream. And if you choose him carefully, he can take care of you in your old age. Or murder you in your sleep, in which case you don't have to worry about retirement. It's win-win!
Posted by: TED at November 7, 2007 10:37 AM
Dogs, children, same diff. Except a dog doesn't talk back when it's time for homework. Mostly.
Posted by: Signalite at November 8, 2007 08:02 AM