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November 01, 2007
Eating Dog
About 10 years ago I watched a disturbing documentary on HBO called To Love or Kill: Man vs. Animal. A man traveled the world showing how some societies eat animals that we would consider off-limits. One scene included an American woman taking her cat to a pet psychic. He juxtaposed that scene with one of cats being boiled alive in Thailand. Yum. Then he would show how cows are worshipped in India, followed by a cow getting slaughtered in America.
There was one particularly upsetting scene at a Thai restaurant, in which a little girl -- with some sweet coaxing from her mother -- picks out the dog she wants to eat for dinner. It was a German Shepard. It was slaughtered and cooked nice and tender for her.
I became a vegetarian for a month after watching that. Slowly I graduated to eating fish again, cuz, they don't have any feelings, right? Eventually I made it back to being a full-fledged carnivore.
Anyway, I've been watching this new show on The National Geographic Channel (now owned by Rupert Murdoch, btw) called Taboo. Since I'm part-man and part-freak, I rather enjoy it. Recent episodes have included transexualism and burn scarification. Fascinating!
The latest episode was again about unusual food eaten around the world -- especially in Vietnam, Thailand and most of Africa -- where they apparently eat anything: scorpions, tarantulas, bats, horse, snake hearts that are still beating, dogs, cockroaches, maggots and anything else that moves.
I don't think I've eaten anything one would consider bizarre, except maybe semen. Though, there was that one time I accidentally inhaled a fly and swallowed it. It wasn't my fault! I didn't chew it so I'm not sure if it was tasty; however, afterwards I did start quickly rubbing my hands together. Also, I grew wings.
I did eat alligator last week in Charleston. Is that bizarre? Seems more common lately. And, like everything else fried, it tasted like chicken.
It's all relative, I guess. We're a bit ethnocentric when it comes to food, aren't we?
Still, I don't think I could ever eat this guy.
Posted by durban bud at November 1, 2007 12:02 AM
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Oh, please. I bet it's been years since you tasted chicken.
Now if you'd said "it tasted like bear," I might have believed you.
Posted by: TED at November 1, 2007 12:16 AM
bailey beagle sends a lick!
Posted by: t.todd at November 1, 2007 12:31 AM
Ya know, growing up on a farm, I never once thought about eating our livestock. I've also eaten a variety of wildlife. Snake, gator, squirrel, coon, etc I've eaten it at least once. It was just a way of life.
However, we never ate our pets.
You eat semen too?
Posted by: moby at November 1, 2007 02:52 AM
I think you can get alligator at Eastern Market. I've gotten it before.
I'll stick to chorizo and andouille.
Posted by: poof at November 1, 2007 06:57 AM
Dog, NO... Alligator... had that once, maybe twice...kind of like eating a sponge... just give me a nice steak any day (elk is pretty good)
Posted by: Kelly at November 1, 2007 07:07 AM
Kangaroo jerky, fried ants (from a tin), tongue, goat, tripe, ass...
Posted by: jc at November 1, 2007 08:37 AM
Like Moby I grew up on a farm. Unlike Moby, that's why I'm a vegetarian.
Posted by: homer at November 1, 2007 09:53 AM
Oh, I could DEFINITELY eat something in that picture. And not the one with the delicious-looking pink belly either.
Posted by: cb at November 1, 2007 11:32 AM
You can get Alligator at Louisiana Express in Bethesda pretty much any day of the week. They usually offer it as a fried appetizer.
National Geographic channel is run by Fox but the Production/Programming side is still run by the National Geographic organization.
Posted by: Justin at November 1, 2007 11:46 AM
chicken gizzards once... still not even sure what part of the chicken the gizzard is...
Posted by: condoblogger at November 1, 2007 12:23 PM
I had tiger penis soup on a trip to Beijing. It was only served to the guests as a delicacy. My boss almost hurled at the table. We finished off the meal with a shot of slightly diluted cobra venom that knocked me on my ass. I've never had memory loss from alcohol but I don't remember the night after the shot.
Posted by: rubber_city at November 1, 2007 05:33 PM
The only time I'm sad about not having a television is when I read about shows like Taboo. Sounds like my kind of kink, and on televeision! Dagnabbit, bunny rabbit.
No, could never eat dog or cat or anything pet-like, i.e. that which I've cuddled up to in my own bed. When you think about it, lobster and shrimp are really just sea cockroaches, and they taste just yummy, so I'm sure all that other stuff would taste just fine, too. Especially fried to a crispy turn.
Posted by: Raybob at November 1, 2007 06:31 PM
Ant eggs in Mexico (escamole, I think it's called), fried grasshoppers (Mexico), bees in honey (Japan), raw horse (Japan), zebra at the Carnivore restaurant in Nairobi and some rather unsavory characters right here in SF
Posted by: Lucky Pierre at November 1, 2007 07:03 PM
I ate horse meat in the Netherlands. A Dutch friend purchased it at his local butcher and encouraged me to try it. It tasted like smoked sausage. He told me most of the horse meat actually comes from the USA. He also mentioned most of the porn in the infamous Dutch sex shops also comes from the States.
Posted by: the other half at November 1, 2007 07:26 PM
When I visited Vietnam they had barrel of cockroaches at the market for snacks.
P.S. Rubber City's story scares me.
Posted by: Long Story Longer at November 1, 2007 10:11 PM
While living in Florida, I ate alligator (so-so), rattlesnake (like fried rubber bands), and conch, a Key West specialty and my favorite.
I've also sampled horse, venison, rabbit, goat, and turtle. Didn't like any of them. I'm very sure I could never eat dog or cat, but pretty much anything else I'd give a go.
Posted by: Joe.My.God. at November 2, 2007 12:46 AM
I've had ostrich steaks (yum) and ostrich ham (tasted like fish--why?). Ostrich is supposed to be healthier than chicken.
Horse carpaccio is pretty good, too.
I don't even want to think about the stuff I ate in China...fortunately I had no idea what most of it really was. I lost 30 lbs that year.
Posted by: Slutty McHo at November 2, 2007 05:14 AM
I ate horse sphincter, and a lot of the rest of the horse too, including fermented mare's milk. I think I've eaten all parts of the sheep except bone. You do the math.
Posted by: jimbo at November 2, 2007 01:45 PM
Pig balls... Really!
Posted by: Bubala at November 2, 2007 04:05 PM
I really doubt the cat boiling and dog picking restaurants were in Thailand. They eat cat in southern China and they eat dog in Korea and Vietnam. In the north of Thailand they eat wasps and locusts.
I've tried dog once. It was OK. Nothing to write home about. I'd rather eat you though.
Posted by: gwyneth cornrow at November 3, 2007 11:49 AM
okay, true confessions? I like endangered species the best-- the more adorable the better. my favorite?... Polynesian Panda Kabobs with Spotted Owl sauce. makes my mouth water just thinking of it... YUM!
Posted by: Dan at November 3, 2007 09:09 PM
I knew an old lady that swallowed... ok, too obvious.
In America, alligator is a rare thing but not outlandish at all - thanks to the deep south and the plethora of gators, I imagine. Very tough meat, anyways, but a fun adventure.
I think for us, dogs and cats, or mice, even, would probably shock the conscience the most, since they are the most common pets. Something like insects (or maybe reptiles) would make us gag the most, cause we generally don't want to be around them in any capacity.
Posted by: atari_age at November 5, 2007 01:10 PM
In south africa I've eaten ostrich (in steak and mince form, ostrich steak is the best I've ever had) and springbok (fairly tasty in a casserole). Being British I've also eaten a LOT of offal in my time. Sweetbreads, kidney, heart, lights, and tripe. Ugh.
In July this year I went vegetarian, and at the start of October I went vegan. It's not as hard as people think it is. I decided I can't really justify killing/hurting animals to satisfy my tastebuds, plus it's more environmentally friendly too!
Posted by: matt at November 5, 2007 01:39 PM
