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December 11, 2007
Fruit Flies
If you're a homosexual and someone says you act very immature for your age, just tell them, "I can't help it. I'm suffering from neoteny." I know I will.
Who cares that Oprah is supporting Obama? It's been one of the leading stories on all the major news networks the past few nights. Big deal. Didn't she also tell people to go see her movie Beloved? I like to think for myself, thank you very much. Besides, it's all about who Sally Jessy Raphael is supporting.
The Sarge and Mr. Bartender are leaving me for Minneapolis at the end of the month. Boo.
Carl commits blogicide, promises instead to do live readings of his "musings" Friday nights at Town (around 1:00am-ish). Also promises he'll "keep on a-twitterin'."
Johnny goes to a Spice Girls concert and tells people!
Clickboo hangs out with Cyndi Lauper and says to her, "The Goonies are, indeed, good enough for me, Miss Thang!" Then he adds, "OMG, I bop too!" They hug.
If Brettcajun was a teenage girl, I'm pretty sure his videos would look just like this.
Whenever I hear that song "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat, I think of Jimbo. Don't you?
Posted by durban bud at December 11, 2007 11:23 AM
Comments
You just made me bust a gut laughing TJ. :) That GIRL has stolen MY ACT! If she starts twirling around, pursing her lips, licking her biceps and copies my piss poor lip synching, I AM SUING! Thanks for always brightening my day. :)
Posted by: brettcajun at December 11, 2007 12:10 PM
You need to tell Mr. Bartender and the Sarge to look me up when they get to Minneapolis!
Posted by: cb at December 11, 2007 12:25 PM
beloved..what a wasted afternoon. that shit stunk. fuck oprah...i'm over her !!!
Posted by: pam at December 11, 2007 12:50 PM
Yes but who is Rolonda voting for and supporting?
Posted by: Sarah at December 11, 2007 02:28 PM
I'm waiting to see who Tyra supports. Or maybe Deidre Hall.
Posted by: homer at December 11, 2007 05:20 PM
I was made gay by reading the sentence "Men are ‘made gay by the child within.’"
Posted by: Dagon at December 11, 2007 07:22 PM
OMG. My life is, like, explained completely now. I was wondering why I had to spend sooo much time in time out.
Posted by: Signalite at December 11, 2007 08:53 PM
My musings will be all txt msgs though, which may or may not be twittered.
Posted by: copperred at December 12, 2007 10:22 PM
Saw Clickboo's pic of Mr. Bartender shirtless...(on the heels of your Thanksgiving pic) Swooooon!!! I know he's paired-up but I hafta say we're so glad to have him in the Midwest. Tell him not to worry. The 350 miles between Chicago and Minneapolis should make him pretty safe from any stalking I might be tempted to undertake. :)
Posted by: Boomer at December 13, 2007 01:42 PM
I guess hanging out with Cyndi Lauper *does* mean I never want to grow up... :)
Posted by: tom at December 13, 2007 01:45 PM
Oprah, schmoprah!!!!!
Posted by: patrick at December 13, 2007 04:36 PM
I recently finished reading all your archives and I must say that you are quite a good writer. If you were not, you could not have held my attention so long. The mix of humor and drama is very captivating and makes it easy to feel for you and your situations. Also, pictures of men are nice. Take care.
Posted by: Ron at December 16, 2007 04:43 PM