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January 09, 2008

I Got Some Change

Rumor has it, America wants change. They're really jonezin' for some change. They gots to have some change. You like that change, don'tcha? That change make you feel real, real good, don't it? Ch-ch-ch-change. "We need change!" "Oh God, give me change!"

I got your goddamn change

Well, I got some change. And I wanna give you some change. Take my change. Take my goddamn change. Go ahead, take it! Take my goddamn CHANGE.

Now shut your piehole.

They call me the prophet of change and I approved this message of change.

Posted by durban bud at January 9, 2008 11:09 AM

Comments

Change is good and all, but I can't stop staring at the mesmerizing chest hair you got poking out.... mmmm.... woof....

Posted by: scott at January 9, 2008 12:24 PM

Forget change--I think America needs more chest hair.

Posted by: Zack at January 9, 2008 12:39 PM

When it's time to change
you got to rearrange
who you are
and what you're gonna be.
Sha-na-na n'naa na-n'na-na
Sha-na-na n'naa na-n'na-na
Sha-na-na naa-na

Sorry... just popped into my head.

Posted by: atari_age at January 9, 2008 12:53 PM

I see fur in the 'V' of your shirt. What were you saying?

Posted by: jimbo at January 9, 2008 01:11 PM

Tease.

Posted by: Jason at January 9, 2008 02:32 PM

Apparently I am late to the party. After the Bush years I am as ready for cha-cha-cha-changes as anyone...but all I see is a beautiful hairy chest...SLURP!

Posted by: Boomer at January 9, 2008 03:08 PM

Fuck change! I just want that hairy chest and beautiful bearded mouth.

Posted by: Raybob at January 9, 2008 04:09 PM

Damn, you give good change! I'm spent.

Posted by: Jeremy at January 9, 2008 04:25 PM

Bitch. I know I am just a poor country bumpkin in the Deep South... but it's gonna cost you a lot more than that to get a piece of this! ;)

Who am I kidding? I am just not that entrepreneurial. I screw up and give it out for free time and time again. Doh!

Posted by: brettcajun at January 9, 2008 05:15 PM

I think that is one of the best pics you have posted of yourself! I love your beautiful face but that chin and chest hair is too much!!

Posted by: dc at January 9, 2008 07:10 PM

Shirtless!

Posted by: homer at January 9, 2008 10:35 PM

Okay, I'm late to the party. But I'm never one to pass up a gratuitous plea for a compliment.

Can I rub your chest hair? Just for 12 minutes?

Posted by: Matt at January 10, 2008 12:13 AM

I have some keys. Anybody want keys? Maybe if I wave a placard around and put one on the front of my speaking podium that says "keys", I might work people up into a frenzy too. No? Okay it was just a thought. (and unfortunately I think it might have just as much depth of meaning as the candidates' slogan)

Posted by: Dan at January 10, 2008 03:37 AM

We all want a gratuitous shirtless chest shot from you!

Posted by: Mark at January 10, 2008 11:42 AM

Who is the hairy guy?

Posted by: Aaron at January 10, 2008 06:18 PM

Woof, woof, grrrr...now what was that about change?! *wink*

Posted by: Rob at January 11, 2008 01:40 PM

speechless - WOOF

Posted by: Michael at January 23, 2008 07:18 PM

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