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January 23, 2008
With a Butt Like That
I managed to get out and about Friday evening. Jimbo won tickets to see Scott Bakula do some cabaret thingie and invited me along. I only knew Mr. Bakula from Quantum Leap and that Star Trek spin-off. I had no idea he was a singer or dancer. I just knew that he was handsome, and, sometimes, that's enough for me.
Jimbo tipped me off that some Trekkies might be in attendance wearing full-on Trek gear; I just wasn't expecting him to be one of them! So there we were at the beautiful new Harmon Theater in downtown DC -- I was wearing jeans and a button-down shirt and Jimbo was dressed like a Klingon. Oh. My. God. I was a little embarrassed at first -- especially when he kept shouting, "The wind does not respect a fool, Captain Durby!" -- but then I remembered that I was at a Scott Bakula cabaret show. It's all relative, innit?
Scott's in great shape. He's short, muscular and has a beautiful bubble butt. Jimbo insisted he is 63-years-old. I wasn't buying it. I told him I would Google it when I got home, but there is no way he's 63 with a butt like that. It's a well-known fact that a man's bubble butt (if he has one) "pops" when he reaches 58. Air starts to slowly release from the glutes when a man turns 32, but is kept in check if he frequently runs or does squats, but at 58...it just pops, like a reverse hymen. It's true. And you know it.
We had a nice time and Mr. Bakula was impressive, but after intermission, we got the hell out of there. Our Great American Songbook threshold is apparently quite low. Still, kudos to Scotty for keeping up with appearances and bein' all talented and shit.
For the record, Scott Bakula is 53. He still has 5 more years of hot bubbleness before the inevitable pop.
Posted by durban bud at January 23, 2008 05:21 PM
Comments
I think he is hot hot hot... always have, even if he was 63 I'd cuddle up with him!
Posted by: TOS at January 24, 2008 06:54 AM
I'd really like a link to this supposed "popping a bubble-butt" study.
Posted by: atari_age at January 24, 2008 09:25 AM
As an older gay, I have to bend over to demonstrate that I indeed have a fine ass. That's the only way to fight off the effects of gravitational pull.
Of course, whenever I do this... I soon feel the full effects of gravitational sliding and thrusting that bonds my ass together with the ... umm... Universe? Rocket Ship? I dunno.
Posted by: brettcajun at January 24, 2008 09:51 AM
I have 14 more years!!!
Posted by: homer at January 24, 2008 10:18 AM
I thought Jimbo always dressed like that.
Posted by: Jeff at January 24, 2008 10:20 AM
I think mine deflated sometime around Y2K. And I'm not even 40 yet.
Posted by: cb at January 24, 2008 01:20 PM
I loved him in Quantum Leap. ST:E, not so much.
Did you get to touch it?
Posted by: moby at January 24, 2008 02:13 PM
My ex is 54, and believe it or not he's waaaay hotter than Mr. Bakula. But then again, of course, his butt hasn't popped yet.
Posted by: Raybob at January 24, 2008 04:28 PM
what's the life-span of a jock butt?
Posted by: Mark at January 25, 2008 02:26 PM
Isn't that about the age men start to look like old lesbians?
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Sarah at January 25, 2008 02:53 PM
Hmmmm...cabaret? That doesn't sound like the TJ I know and remember...
Posted by: Matt at January 27, 2008 06:18 PM