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January 03, 2008
Unsexy
The Phoenix put together a list of the Unsexiest Men of 2007. It was done earlier in the year, but I hadn't heard about it. And since the women are always the subject of these mean lists I think it's only fair to bring some attention to the men.
A lot of these guys deserve to be on this list -- not because they're unsexy, necessarily -- but because they're egomaniacal assholes.
I mean, how can you not enjoy a list that calls out fitness freak John Basedow, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's creepy dad Joe, fashion guru Pope Benedict XVI, Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger, basketball star Larry Bird, robot Mitt Romney, founder of eHarmony Neil Clark Warren, Flavor Flav, Karl Rove, Perez Hilton, #1 finalist Donald Trump AND über-skank Ann Coulter?!?
Here's a sample. Click the image to view the entire list:
Speaking of unsexy, my New Year's resolution is to grow my goatee really bushy. That's all.
Posted by durban bud at January 3, 2008 10:36 PM
Comments
"Bloggist"?
Posted by: TED at January 3, 2008 10:52 PM
I like "bloggist." Although they really shouldn't be hating on my Larry Bird.
Posted by: Herb at January 4, 2008 09:20 AM
Somehow I don't think "bloggist" will catch on...sounds a little sterile...like urologist or something.
Also, and don't get me wrong cuz I LOVES me some men with facial hair (prolly cuz I can't grow a decent goatee to save my life and I think it's all manly and stuff) but when you say all bushy, I am getting a weird mental picture. I am seeing a bad midwest meth addict, snaggletooth, Fu-Manchu kind of bushy goatee which is just not a good look for anyone. You're WAY too hot to let that happen. Say it isn't so TJ!
Posted by: Boomer at January 4, 2008 09:59 AM
you just don't look like a bushy goattee guy... i would discourage it
Posted by: Big Lug at January 4, 2008 03:35 PM
Yeah on the bushy goatee.
Posted by: homer at January 4, 2008 04:48 PM
Gotta love the BOSTON Phoenix...
Posted by: TOS at January 4, 2008 06:50 PM
As long as Dr. Phil is not on the list, we're uber cool.
Posted by: Sly at January 4, 2008 07:28 PM
Did Madonna get the only normal dad? Jessica Simpson's & Britney's and all those promisekeeper types all make my pedophile alert go off.
The windbag aka Dr Phil is on the list and honestly 30 minutes of his show would make even the most hardened thug crack. He is less appetizing to watch than Gayle nailing Oprah on a Bracalounger while protesting neither loves pussy.
Posted by: copperred at January 5, 2008 06:42 PM
I was fine with the entire list, until I realized that Jack Black was NOT on it. Eww. HOW could he have been over looked??
Posted by: cb at January 7, 2008 11:18 AM