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March 31, 2008
Hi Jesus, What's Going On?
Heaven must be really boring. I'm fairly certain Jesus reads my blog. Note to the Almighty: 'Sup, betch?
Here's how I know:
Rob's mom and aunt are in town. We took them to Rehoboth for the weekend. While there, some force caused us to also visit Lewes, Delaware. It was sunny but very windy. He used the wind to blow us to Lewes. Then he blew harder as we passed a chocolate store. So we walked in and that's when I saw it. This is the sign He gave me as a wink and a nudge:
That's right...it's a chocolate starfish. A REAL one. The first I've ever seen in my life, and it follows a post in which I mentioned it. Hmmm...could He be any more obvious?
I could feel His presence as I bit into the chocolate starfish. He whispered in my ear, "Son, I am here. Is there anything you would like to ask me -- anything at all?? "Hmmm. Let me think, Jesus. There is something that's always bothered me. What does CVS stand for?" He laughed like Santa, "Oh, you're so fucking dumb. It stands for Calgary Vegetarian Society. Duh." "I mean the CVS stores, douche." "Ooooh. I knew that. It stands for Consumer Value Store. And don't call me a douche, faggot."
And now you know.
Lewes, Delaware was founded by the Dutch. This museum was built in 1931 as a tribute. Notice, however, there are no whores in the windows.
We toured the museum and I learned a few things.
Do you know how Delaware got its name?
As explained in the museum: English captain Samuel Argall of Virginia anchors in the bay and names the cape in honor of Lord De La Warr (Sir Thomas West, Governor of Virginia). The bay and river are soon called De La Warr. What later becomes Cape Henlopen, is named Cape James in honor of the King of England.
Oh, and Delaware was the first state to ratify the US Constitution. Also, there is no sales tax. Big gay bear snaps to Delaware!
Maybe you want to drop those into a conversation this week. You're welcome.
Posted by durban bud at March 31, 2008 03:00 PM
Comments
You spelled Reheboth wrong!!! lol
Posted by: homer at March 31, 2008 04:03 PM
I nearly always see Jesus when I bite into a chocolate starfish.
C'mon. Someone had to say it.
Posted by: rh at March 31, 2008 04:09 PM
Stand back everyone! The lightning bolts may strike bystanders LOL...
Posted by: TOS at March 31, 2008 06:11 PM
A fucking mouth that one has...
Posted by: atari_age at March 31, 2008 09:16 PM
Dude, have you NEVER been in a Godiva chocolate store before?? They've had chocolate (raspberry) starfish forEVER.
But the raspberry filling is like the thing is bleeding or like you bit a 'roid or something.
I don't get them.
Posted by: cb at March 31, 2008 11:03 PM
It's a pretty sad day when a gay bear has to pay for his chocolate starfish.
Posted by: TED at April 1, 2008 08:14 AM
I think that has to be the sweetest picture I have ever seen. A bear making love to a chocolate starfish. Look how happy you are! This is a Hallmark moment. Awww...
Posted by: brettcajun at April 1, 2008 12:25 PM
I check in with your blog at least once a day. I know.... I must be a loser, but for fuck's sake will you post more! And, show some friggin skin! I'm not going to beg... Unless you force me....
Posted by: dan at April 1, 2008 09:30 PM
You've never seen a chocolate starfish before? I so find that hard to believe.
Posted by: Raybob at April 2, 2008 11:54 AM