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March 24, 2008
Mister Fister Celebrates the Resurrection of Christ by Asking, "Did He See His Shadow?"
Mister Fister spent the weekend at Durban Inn. I love when he stays here. He's like an encyclopedia of kink I can't stop reading. So knowledgable! Just how many of you belong to something called Recon ??? From what he showed me, a lot of you do.
Plus, he's a devout Jew, so he teaches me funny words. For example, he kvetched every time I tried to get him to eat a piece of bacon. I don't know why he makes such a fuss. It's not like he's vegan. So being the good Malach I am, I placed a package of ham on his shoulder to see if his skin would burn or at least smoke. It didn't happen. That's totally a myth. Conclusion: Jews can eat pork without catching on fire.
Since fish is kosher for him to eat, we went for sushi at a new restaurant right around the corner. It's called Plum Blossom and it's really good. Real Korean sushi chefs! No one knows about it. There was only one other table occupied in the small restaurant Saturday evening. I have waited all my adult life for a sushi place within a couple blocks of me, and now it's likely to close if y'all don't frequent it. It's right by Lauriol Plaza. Why stand in line when this deliciousness is close by??? Do it for me for Christ's sake -- especially if you're white, cuz, apparently, all white people like sushi.
Speaking of white people, why was the new Target in Columbia Heights closed on Sunday? For Easter "observance"?? For real?? Bitch, please. I need pillows! Luckily Target's slutty, agnostic, younger sister, Bed Bath & Beyond, was open next door. Love her. To be fair, Target must be closed for every religious holiday thus forth (also, Jake Dakota's birthday) or I am writing a nasty-gram (using all-caps) to Target headquarters. Oh, and I'm gonna cc Richard Dawkins on that letter, too. Ha, ha, Target. You just got pwned!
And for the record, just cuz you got all pretty and went to church on Easter, it doesn't erase all the sinning you've done and will continue to do the remainder of the year. One day at church doth not honour and glorify His (Joe) nameth. Got it? Ha, ha. I just pwned all you Easter lovers. Tssss - I'm on fire.
So Durban Inn has new fluffy pillows. Mister Fister left yesterday. Clyde leaves (again) Wednesday. Rob's mom arrives here Wednesday. With his aunt. For a week. That's all.
More Mister Fister mayhem:
Mister Fister Bangs a Tranny
Mister Fister Gets a Mani-Pedi
Mister Fister & His Slaveboy Harem
Posted by durban bud at March 24, 2008 09:40 PM
Comments
Booooooooo, go away Clyde!!!
You are so meshuganeh for a goy you know that?
Posted by: TOS at March 24, 2008 10:48 PM
I thought a plum blossom was another term from that kink encyclopedia.
Posted by: johnny at March 25, 2008 11:34 AM
I had a Jewish boyfriend in the 90's. We dated for about a year and eight months. I swear I remember him eating (and loving!) bacon. He must not have been a serious Jew. Sadly, our relationship ended because I was bored out of my mind. He wasn't at all into any kind of sports... even fisting! Tsk Tsk.
Posted by: brettcajun at March 25, 2008 11:37 AM
Recon...who would be part of such a site. Honestly, all that leather, gear and sportbike stuff. Who needs it. eh hemm.
Posted by: Mike at March 25, 2008 05:05 PM
Wow. you live not far from me. Is Plum Blossom where Blue Diamond used to be? I like Thai Regent across the street.
Like you, I went to Columbia Heights for Easter, and visited the new Bed, Bath and Beyond. Wanted to see the new Target but it was closed. Bought some kitchen mats and replacement burners for the stove. Can't wait to see the Best Buy!
Posted by: Mike at March 25, 2008 05:49 PM
Sooo is urine Kosher? Can Mr. Fister still munch butt on the Sabbath? Does he use Kosher Crisco. inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Chad at March 25, 2008 09:29 PM
So...don't be dissing Target! :) Working in the World Headquarters, however, I--too--was surprised to find out it was closed--BUT..they typically only close like three days a year--easter/thanksgiving and christmas day. But never fear--while all you DC government employees have off on most federal holidays---We're working!
Yeah---I drank the koolaid and it was red! :) (with that Hello Goodbuy Song in my head!)
Actually, despite the mayhem that goes with learning any new job, the environment is quite electric and so UNLIKE my job in dc....
So....bitch all ya want TJ---you know you love Target! :)
Posted by: sarge at March 25, 2008 09:48 PM
Listen to the Sarge TJ...the alternative (and it is too awful to contemplate) is shopping at Walmart. YUCK!
Posted by: Boomer at March 26, 2008 08:56 AM
Went to Plum Blossom last night on your recommendation and loved it. Good food. Service was a bit spotty, but they only had two people working (one was out sick). Definitely recommend it.
And I haven't been to the new target, but I have my $5 discount cards in hand and ready to go.
Posted by: stebbins at March 26, 2008 10:55 AM
What's wrong with Wal-mart? *in a slight southern accent*
Posted by: Leo at March 26, 2008 03:09 PM