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April 21, 2008
All Gay San Francisco Boys Have iPhones
A bunch of former DC boys who moved to San Fran made a return visit to our beautiful city this past weekend. I got to see Matty and T.Todd. They were all iPhonin' and bein' all iPhabulous with their iPhones. They were showing me pics they took with their magical iPhones. They would just swipe the screen with a finger to move to the next picture. It was so magical. Occasionally they would talk to me.
T.Todd informed me that our dear sweet Bailey lost his battle with cancer. He was our favorite adopted dog. He spent several months with us the past decade while his daddy was on the road fightin' the good fight. So Bailey's in doggy heaven now, licking the floors non-stop, I'm sure. Are there floors in doggy heaven? Hmm. I hope Jesus does something about his separation anxiety.
I've posted this photo ad nauseum, but it's still my favorite. He was my buddy and this picture sums it up well.
He's pursing his lips, too!
Speaking of animals...my friends Tos and Mr. Bartender need your support to save the animals! Both of them have set up personal donation pages to help the cause.
Please take a few moments and drop some change (even just $5) into their piggy banks. I don't ask for much, so please do it for me -- oh, and for the animals, too. See, I give back. That's what I do. It may take a long time but I eventually give back. So please give back. It's time for you to give back, isn't it? Give back, so you can tell people that you gave back. They'll be jealous. If you tell them that you gave back while you're holding an iPhone, they'll be gritting their teeth with envy.
Some people stop me on the street and ask, "How do I get to the metro?" I point and say, "It's right thurr, right thurr."
Others stop me in an aisle at Safeway and say, "Dude, I dig your blog. I'm a huge Dungeons and Dragons geek, so it's awesome to have another D & D geek representin' us like you do, Jimbo." And I'm all, "Your mother sux cocks in hell."
Still others yell from their SUVs, "Yo, can you give me a graphical interpretation of your mind?" And I'm all, "Not now, honey. Boundaries."
But friend and fellow blogboy Sean has done a great interpretation of what occurs in my mind...and I didn't even ask him to do it. He released these designs recently via his secretworm label. Love his designs. You can get this, among many other cool T-shirt designs here. If you buy one there is a catch, though. If I see you out and I'm wearing the same t-shirt as you, you have to take it off. Fair is fair.
These are heavily resized, so please visit the site to see better quality images. Buy his cool stuff so you can look cool for the cool summer.
I need to retire my MySpace account. I rarely use it. I belong to enough of these sites. It's all about Facebook these days! Everyone knows that. Now, MySpace is copying Facebook with something called "Friend Status" so you can keep track of what your friends are doing. The problem arises when you realize you don't know half of the people listed as your friends.
Check out this friend status update from my MySpace page and see if you can spot which one is not like the others. I've blackened out the names to protect the innocent:
Wow.
None of my friends would say that. Actually, that's not true. They totally would. I admire his honesty, but I don't know the guy. That was a sign, I think.
It's all about Facebook, people. All the gay San Francisco iPhone boys have Facebook accounts. They also donate to worthy causes. Therefore, so should you.
Posted by durban bud at April 21, 2008 10:45 AM
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Aww, poor Bailey. I hope he's happy and anxiety free now.
Oh, and that picture would SO work if you had your shirt up and both were showing your pink bellies.
Posted by: cb at April 21, 2008 12:20 PM
We'll have to do a PURSE OFF in four weeks. You had better practice... the game is on (cracking knuckles)!
Nice picture with Bailey. For some reason, I always feel judged when I look at that picture.
Posted by: brettcajun at April 21, 2008 01:21 PM
yeah . . I'm a little burnt on myspace.
I know Eva wants to show me her boobs and it's her first time on myspace and all . . but I hardly know her . . I feel guilty.
And sorry about the puppy. We lost our 16 year old Black Lab (Petey) on my birthday. Sucks.
He was a member of the family.
(Hey TJ, go look at my blog, I think you might appreciate the picture I tagged on top of the post today, it made me think of you.)
DB: I might as well just change the name of this blog to BUTTSEX. I'm glad to be thought of in that context. Really.
Posted by: Leo at April 21, 2008 06:47 PM
I'm taking a quick break from hugging my dog right now because I'm still in disbelief about Bailey. Reading the post hit me like a ton of bricks.
Bailey was nothing short of the most perfect, wonderful, loving beagle I've known. I'm going to break my blogicide because I just need to write away the tears.
Posted by: TOS at April 21, 2008 06:56 PM
So sorry about Bailey. I'll give back.
Posted by: Matt at April 21, 2008 08:42 PM
Sorry . . but the term Buttsex will always remind me of this blog.
To my mind the term was coined here.
i would like to point out, there are worse context's to be thought of being in reference to.
Free Clinics, Misogyny, George Bush . . Southwest Airlines . . .
The list goes on and on.
Posted by: Leo at April 21, 2008 09:05 PM
So sorry to hear about Bailey! Having been pet-owned most of my life, I understand.
I occasionally check into my OyeVeySpace myself but I figured since it's free, I might as well keep it.
Posted by: Lee at April 22, 2008 03:03 AM
First of all your blog is TOTALLY all about the buttsex. I mean why else do you really have to offer? I mean except for the prostitution thing. (Totally kidding...your blog cracks me up.)
Second all the Chicago boys are all about the iPhone as well. You ladies in DC better catch up...I know I wouldn't be caught dead pecking away at a Blackberry...it's just sooooo 2005. I mean REALLY!
Posted by: Boomer at April 22, 2008 10:56 AM
Er...that would be "what else"...sorry
Posted by: Boomer at April 22, 2008 12:01 PM
You never let me down when I need a laugh in the middle of the day. :D Sorry about Bailey. But just remember, Jesus will make sure the floor is full of cookie crums for him to lick.
DB: Here's the thing: The floor never had to have anything on it for him to lick it. He just licked and licked and licked, like a Swiffer. Where's Bailey? Oh, he's licking the kitchen floor. It was very strange and probably not healthy for him, but our floors were always spotless, yet moist.
Posted by: Sorata at April 22, 2008 03:58 PM
trannie
Posted by: Darin at April 23, 2008 05:48 AM
Hey TJ. Thanks for the nod.
Sorry to hear about Bailey. Up in puppy heaven, there is infinite food, the squirrels are slow enough to catch, and someone is always around to scratch the sweet spot between your ears.
Myspace wouldn't suck so bad if the spam wasn't so awful and obviously inappropriate. Having girls named 'Candii' want to be my friend? Not frakkin' likely.
Purse on, bruh.
-sw
Posted by: Sean. Spelled the Right Way. at April 23, 2008 11:19 AM
Sorry to hear about Bailey :-( Big e-hug out to ya.
And thanks for the linkage. The Walk for Animals goes to such a great cause and I'm not just saying that cause I started working there. They even offer pet loss support groups every Monday. I'll have them say a prayer for Bailey.
Posted by: Mr. Bartender at April 23, 2008 09:47 PM
Was great spending time with you Teej! Miss our fun afternoons hanging out!
Posted by: Matt at April 24, 2008 11:00 AM