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April 28, 2008
Riding on Bikes with Boys
Mister Fister came to visit us again. We rode bikes to take advantage of the beautiful weather and tour some of the sights we take for granted.
Here we are down on the Mall in front of the Capitol showing our patriotism. I shaved my goatee off so I will have fresh roots for the summer. Plus, the crusty stains were annoying. There is a small amount of chin scruff left over, but around my lips is now smooth like a twink's bottom. I hope the BitterBears won't hiss at me in the interim. Mister Fister asked that I cover his face to maintain his anonymity. Sure, no prob.
Okay, it's not that smooth now, but it was yesterday!
Anyway, they were setting up for some some religious concert or something in front of the Capitol. There were two large banners hanging from each side of the stage. One said "REPENT" and the other said "BELIEVE." Hmm. Was it an Obama fundraiser? I dunno. I wanted to get a photo but the others in my tribe wouldn't take part. There was also a prayer walk happening. Not sure what that involves. Maybe you mumble softly over and over, "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and please guide my feet up and down so I can get from point A to point B without too many cramps."
It took five years, but here we are thanking the Supreme Court for decriminalizing sodomy:
When I saw this photo, I realized it would be perfect for my band's next album cover:
And this makes me sad:
I'm sure this is an oversight by the government. I mean, I'm sure they plan to take better care of the huge land areas that encompass our historic monuments, right? Surely the intelligent minds that inhabit our city's legislative offices would want to make the best impression possible to the world. It's only April, so it'll prolly look fantastic next month after they're done reviewing all the landscaping proposals.
Despite having to ice my taint the remainder of the weekend, I had a blast touring the city in which I live.
Posted by durban bud at April 28, 2008 12:02 AM
Comments
What a treasure trove you have blessed us with today. We get FOUR pictures of you looking as handsome as ever. And that pic kissing Rob was soooo sweet. I am glad to know that Mister Fister's oral talent is deep throating and you are more of a head sucker.
Also, I can't wait to hear "not a bear, not yet a muscle cub". I bet that is going to be a HUGE smash at the clubs. You are going to beat the crap out of Bear Force One with that single!
Posted by: brettcajun at April 28, 2008 07:36 AM
I used to love riding around the mall when I lived there (the one time I did it)... does mr cajun get to experience it when he visits, or will there be a different ride for him... wait, who am I talking about... ughhh... need more coffee... i am coming up there today to see dolly... woo hoo... how many queens will be at this concert... well at least two from Richmond... have a great week!!!
Posted by: Kelly at April 28, 2008 07:39 AM
I love how the Amerikan Govmint makes our capitol look so perty.
Posted by: homer at April 28, 2008 09:17 AM
Nice arms Rob. Baby you got guns! TJ...if he were mine I'd be keeping him on a short leash...perhaps with a choke collar...ya know just for fun. Ya never know who may try to snatch him away from you at the Harris Tweaker...or whatever :)
Posted by: Boomer at April 28, 2008 09:41 AM
Is that your bear belly lying on the lawn? :P
Posted by: atari_age at April 28, 2008 09:51 AM
Oh sorry TJ...you look ok too. (Kidding wooflicious as usual)
Posted by: Boomer at April 28, 2008 11:05 AM
Why is nobody mentioning the hot HNT haircut?
Posted by: Mike at April 28, 2008 12:51 PM
Looks like you also got a haircut--- looking smooth!
I wish the weather would warm up here so that I could ride my bike more!
Posted by: cb at April 28, 2008 01:37 PM
As a guy who wears a Smokey Bear hat for a living, I can say that the government don't care too much about the grass around our national monuments. Now if you SMOKE grass around them, or have a gay marriage on the crappy lawn or something, that's another story!
Posted by: rangergeek at April 28, 2008 08:03 PM
I personally would like to see more tongue in your kissing shots.
Posted by: moby at April 28, 2008 08:12 PM
I agreed with Moby, laughed at Brett's comment, and will watch for Boomer for stalking Rob if I were you.
Posted by: Sorata at April 30, 2008 05:45 PM