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May 15, 2008

Good Golly, Miss Dolly!

I know this is everywhere but whatever. Howard Stern spliced together audio clips of Dolly Parton quotes and twisted them into sounding like she was saying some awfully vulgar (and hilarious) things.

Dolly is furious about what he did. After listening to the clip, I don't see how anyone could think it was anything other than an audio gimmick.

Don't watch listen to this around the easily offended.

Posted by durban bud at May 15, 2008 08:27 PM

Comments

God damn! Dolly better not get between me and n***** cock!

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at May 15, 2008 09:07 PM

Hilarious. Dolly get over yourself and join the revolution.

Posted by: Sarah at May 15, 2008 09:33 PM

Outta what was spliced together, for some odd shameful reason, I gotta kick outta hearing "As a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body."

Posted by: Lee at May 16, 2008 05:15 AM

ROFL

Ah, she should really calm down. Hilarious stuff.

Posted by: Sean at May 16, 2008 06:20 AM

I am at New Orleans Louis Armstrong International airport waiting to take a ride on the metal worm tube of death to Washington National. If I shall perish, this is the last blog post of yours I shall read. I am shocked it's about Dolly Parton and NOT buttsex.

Well, if I do go to buttsex heaven... do a jiggy dance for me down on Earth. It's the least you can do for terminating a fellow blogger. ;)

I look forward to seeing you and Jimbo in a few hours! Or not...

Big Sloppy Wet Kiss and Nip Tugs,

Brettcajun

Posted by: brettcajun at May 16, 2008 08:01 AM

Sadly I am on Dolly's side.
She's one of the nicest celebrities I think that are out there.
Course I think she should also realize that his is Howard's schtick and just let it go . . .

PS: Sent you a e-mail. Just in case that X-toy thingy doesn't really work.

Posted by: Leo at May 16, 2008 02:55 PM

How Howie still makes a living via poor taste jests at others' expense is beyond me.

Smart people talk about ideas,
average people talk about things,
stupid people talk about other people.

Posted by: Raybob at May 17, 2008 11:28 AM

I agree with several points Dolly makes in that clip.

I think they should have Sal do the apology in his trademark style:

"Hi...this is Sal Governale..."

Posted by: johnny at May 19, 2008 12:07 PM

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