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June 09, 2008

If You Are Easily Offended, DO NOT Click Here!

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I warned you.

The woman I went to my prom AND her prom with (pictured) sent me these photos. Hi Mo!

She just welcomed the birth of her FOURTH child! I'm still...uh...working on my first.

I was such a skinny lad in high school. I was so upset about it that I went on a program to gain weight. It involved eating raw eggs in milkshakes and taking 20 supplements a day.

It didn't work.

It wasn't until I moved to DC and discovered that drinking beer in mass quantities does the same trick.

And now that I've stopped drinking? Well, let's just say it doesn't go back to the way it was -- which is fine. I never was much of a twink even when I was a twink. Ya dig?

It looks like I'm drinking a "pop" in the photo with the dog -- though, knowing me, it was probably a Genesee Ale.

I'm fairly certain the look I have on my face in that photo helped carry me through high school and throughout much of my life, actually.

Ah, memories.

Posted by durban bud at June 9, 2008 03:05 PM

Comments

At least you aren't pursing your lips ;-P

Posted by: TOS at June 9, 2008 03:38 PM

you are adorable. I miss Genesee Ale.

DD

Posted by: Dan at June 9, 2008 04:22 PM

But a helluva flair for doggie decor!

Posted by: bruce at June 9, 2008 04:29 PM

What a cute twink you were...love that your were workin' the mullet at the prom. Like the current furry TJ version better tho.

Posted by: Boomer at June 9, 2008 04:31 PM

Are you related to david archaleta of AI fame?

Posted by: the sarge at June 9, 2008 07:08 PM

At least you had the common sense to dress the dog in pink and put the fake boobs on its head.

Posted by: Kiwi at June 9, 2008 07:31 PM

So. I guess one of the four is not yours. Allegedly.

Posted by: Alden at June 9, 2008 09:44 PM

Already with the attitude.

(Geez, I don't think most of us really want to be reminded of our high school image.)

Posted by: atari_age at June 10, 2008 07:49 AM

I wouldn't kick you out of bed.

Posted by: Greg at June 10, 2008 08:37 AM

That dress looks nice on you.

Posted by: eryk at June 10, 2008 09:24 AM

It looks like a can of Busch beer to me.

And I bet you went to Nick Tahoe's after prom.

Posted by: stebbins at June 10, 2008 09:44 AM

This post almost brings a tear to my eyes. First you let your guard down last month and let us see your pretty smile. FINALLY! Now, you are sharing more pics of your high school years.

It's like my little masc bud is growing up everyday. It really does warm my heart that you fired your communist old lady censor. Yay! She was such a cunty bitch.

Thanks for shedding more light on the wonderful TJ -- past and present. I feel so priviledged to have once had your masc furry slippers across my lap. :)

Posted by: brettcajun at June 10, 2008 12:15 PM

so...nothing much has changed, huh?

Posted by: Mark at June 10, 2008 01:48 PM

You are adorable. Revel in it!

Posted by: Raybob at June 10, 2008 02:56 PM

Those are actually fine photos of you.

Posted by: Aaron at June 10, 2008 04:54 PM

Ah, your high school pics were cute. You have the whole Ryan Reynolds thing going for ya.

That poor dog though. He looks like a gay parade float.

Posted by: Jason at June 10, 2008 09:35 PM

Is that feathered hair I see?

Posted by: Long Story Longer at June 10, 2008 09:36 PM

You sort of had a mullet?! Heehee....

Posted by: jason at June 11, 2008 12:10 AM

I'd hit it...

Always someone/thing on your arm that TJ.

Posted by: copperred at June 11, 2008 12:27 AM

Man, ain't you a cutie! Even tho' I don't normally go in for twinks... I might make an exception here.

Posted by: cb at June 11, 2008 05:46 PM

Wow, I was not expecting that. What cute photos. I would've never know that was you though if one ask me to compare.

Posted by: Sorata at June 11, 2008 07:44 PM

Oh my goodness....Cy! We loved him. He was a good boy. The one of you and Maureen is adorable. I remember that one. The other one...well. I like you better this way.....happy and a fan of yourself.
Love....my 2 cents! I can't wait for you to come home...I'm all over the place with ideas for some quality time. xoxo

Posted by: pam at June 12, 2008 03:11 PM

I was watching El Debarge videos on YouTube and suddenly had a desire to come back to your blog and look at these photos. Weird!

Posted by: Aaron at June 12, 2008 03:58 PM

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